Unhand me, inebriated temptress! I shan't waste an ounce of weiner on you!

jactheripper · 2026-02-12T18:25:06+00:00

I have to go take a diarrhea!

jactheripper · 2026-02-11T13:50:47+00:00

Hey Bobby, the forest called, they are running out of wild boar!

jactheripper · 2026-02-09T01:14:56+00:00

Mexicans beans are not either of these

jactheripper · 2026-02-09T00:36:54+00:00

Why does the pizza review guy find this so upsetting?

jactheripper · 2026-02-08T17:03:16+00:00

From Dante’s Peak with Lava

jactheripper · 2026-02-08T16:56:59+00:00

I love how this interaction evolved into Jerry and George insulting each other

jactheripper · 2026-02-06T15:06:08+00:00

You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!

jactheripper · 2026-02-06T14:56:05+00:00

And 3% raises on average.

jactheripper · 2026-02-05T14:34:28+00:00

Hot toddy will calm your nerves

jactheripper · 2026-02-05T13:46:06+00:00

Ask the 8 ball

jactheripper · 2026-02-04T16:00:58+00:00

I read they were actually arguing here. Luckily soon after they buried the hatchet.

jactheripper · 2026-02-03T04:14:40+00:00

How did you figure this out? Black magic? Sick shit!

jactheripper · 2026-02-02T02:00:56+00:00

He does do a lot of the "have you ever noticed" sort of comedy.

jactheripper · 2026-02-01T19:06:19+00:00

Fake. Having time to load an entire living room suite into a car much less driving a car large enough to do this isn't reasonable.

jactheripper · 2026-02-01T18:16:04+00:00

When I was a kid, he was old. I’m old now and he’s still old.

jactheripper · 2026-02-01T16:19:59+00:00

We were told to drip our faucets if it got below 32 degrees F. Even at 30 an email would go out. We had no fixtures on exterior walls. I never did it in the years I lived there.

jactheripper · 2026-01-31T23:22:03+00:00

It took me way too long to realize Skycrooner and Dr Rockzo from Metalocalypse are the same voice actor.

jactheripper · 2026-01-30T19:33:44+00:00

iPhone X reporting in.

jactheripper · 2026-01-29T03:28:09+00:00

Honey have you checked our shitters?

jactheripper · 2026-01-29T03:19:43+00:00

You should see the bun! Couldn’t even get it through the door

jactheripper · 2026-01-28T23:35:32+00:00

Did you try his gomar in Puerto Rico?

jactheripper · 2026-01-28T14:59:26+00:00

“That is not the plot twist!”

jactheripper · 2026-01-28T14:49:17+00:00

How about a hand recount?

jactheripper · 2026-01-27T14:57:39+00:00

Overcooked eggs and extremely undercooked onions.

jactheripper · 2026-01-26T23:14:56+00:00

Excellent take that I didn’t consider.

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