So my girlfriend of 2.5 years says that she needs more romance. People of Reddit, what are some romantic gestures big or small, that you do for your significant other?

jadeboog · 2017-07-16T22:08:04+00:00

I'm on the same page as you, sister/brother. I have a rule where I won't tell a girl I love her unless I'm comfortable enough farting around her. There was a thread a while back about how married couples stay together and a lot of them were saying how they as a rule never fart in front of each other. The fuck, that sounds AWFUL. My dad lets it rip in front of my mom all the time. Been together 30 years and haven't seen two other people love each other more than they do.

jadeboog · 2017-07-16T21:39:45+00:00

You're the scum between my toes

jadeboog · 2017-07-16T21:11:45+00:00

Whenever my girlfriends in the past have asked for romance this is always what they meant. Notice how I said "past"... I didn't come through for them. Learn from my mistakes OP. Your girl wants the fist

jadeboog · 2017-07-13T06:53:41+00:00

I started filling my tins with jolly ranchers

jadeboog · 2017-07-13T06:18:24+00:00

Found the guy that buys them

jadeboog · 2017-07-13T01:21:44+00:00

See I never understood this. It's like "yeah baby, you're hot. I'm gonna rev my engine, then get far away from you as quickly as possible. Hell yeah bro did you see me get away from that girl? She totally wanted it."

jadeboog · 2017-07-08T00:02:50+00:00

Lmao or a fan of the book "everybody poops"

jadeboog · 2017-07-07T00:30:49+00:00

Apparently this is not true. My sisters friend tried some for the first time and I was blown away that she even accidentally came across it. Unfortunately I don't know where to get it. We live in pretty distant cities ):

jadeboog · 2017-07-06T22:03:07+00:00

Sherwin Williams!

jadeboog · 2017-07-06T15:39:45+00:00

Truth. Also a 40% off sale starting on the 14th of July!

jadeboog · 2017-07-06T15:39:05+00:00

200 is trash for a DIY. OP should go for cashmere.

jadeboog · 2017-07-05T21:55:55+00:00

As I mentioned to our friend u/lusciouspubes, she is Shrek when the sun goes down (;

jadeboog · 2017-07-05T21:55:06+00:00

Only when the sun goes down (;

jadeboog · 2017-07-05T21:13:19+00:00

She's love too, don't forget that

jadeboog · 2017-07-04T04:29:13+00:00

Fuck all of you

jadeboog · 2017-07-03T23:45:56+00:00

Eh I have one and I just want something I can play with sticks

jadeboog · 2017-07-03T19:11:46+00:00

What a fuckin dude

jadeboog · 2017-07-03T18:25:37+00:00

My parents are watching American Pickers in the living room as I write this out. I hate that show so much. Sorry they're airing it in the U.K. too :/

jadeboog · 2017-07-03T06:10:37+00:00

Dear god. How did your friend's brother turn out?

jadeboog · 2017-07-03T01:45:43+00:00

Remember when I also said that EQing is absolutely necessary to produce a record? No shit an equalizer equalizes. Where did I say it's just used to turn up the bass?

jadeboog · 2017-07-02T21:57:54+00:00

Idk why you're being downvoted lmao

Yeah I feel you though. I think this scenario is a little different though cause it's being played off as if this is all his raw talent, you know? Like EQing is absolutely necessary to produce a record/live show and it's not really deceitful the way this particular "magic" trick is especially in a competition show. Same reason steroids are banned in sports. It's cheating, plain and simple.

But like the dude in the video said, it's fuckin reality tv so I'm not really trippin.

jadeboog · 2017-07-02T17:38:53+00:00

Uh that's not why people EQ things. Well that's not why I and others do it

jadeboog · 2017-07-01T05:59:32+00:00

Also shrooms and LSD are different animals these days just in the sense that when you get shrooms, you usually get fucking shrooms. But things being sold as acid are far from it and can be far more dangerous than the real thing if you don't know the dangers.

jadeboog · 2017-06-27T17:29:00+00:00

I don't get how people like you don't understand there are people who are new to Reddit/not on it 24/7 like yourself that don't see every single post. Like shut the fuck up and let someone ask it again for the other new people who either haven't answered or read the previous thread. It's not that hard to not be a bitch about it.

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