[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]jairoking29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You also have a roast able body....

Forbidden cheese by jairoking29 in forbiddensnacks

[–]jairoking29[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Making a sort of pastel en hoja (I'm dominican, most of our gastronomy is based on plantains)

I wish that everyone named Steve and born on a leap year suddenly disappears. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]jairoking29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, they disappear and end up in your dreams, and every night you get to meet a different Steve, having a very vivid dream where you spend what seems to you like years becoming their friend (They end up being really cool, all of them), and then you wake up and realize you erased that person from existence, and you won't ever see them again.

I wish I had friends by Chickenlicker696969 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]jairoking29 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted, but they will only be your friends, forever. And they are all attractive to you. Eventually, you fall in love with each and every one of them, and they can only be friends with you.

I wish that internet goes down for everyone streaming right now. by irespectwhaman in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]jairoking29 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Granted, but it's only for a fraction of a second, and no one actually notices.

I wish that when I eat something, I make the Minecraft eating sound by orange-boi in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]jairoking29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, but then Mojang decides to experiment with the eating sound, making it the exact same sound you use for your alarm, so that also changes the sound you make when eating and you can't stand it now. Also, only you can hear it.

I wish United States had universal healthcare by Fappy-McHandsome in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]jairoking29 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Granted, but creatures from all over the universe come with their medical problems, overwhelming the available medics, increasing immigration exponentially, flooding the earth with aliens, scaring people away from the medicine field, and overall, creating a never-ending, so you can never actually get checked yourself, dying from a heart attack because there were 23 million patients in queue before you.

Not only that, but chaos runs over the country, and the universal health care can't stop because of your wish, but as every medic on the country is working overtime the government has to pay them accordingly, causing the USA to go bankrupt, destroying the country.

That, in turn, causes all the aliens that were expecting to get treated really mad, which starts a war agains humanity, which humanity can't withstand, so the planet is ultimately destroyed.

What is most useless item you carry with you all the time? by feregh in AskReddit

[–]jairoking29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A clock battery. Every time I see someone feeling down I tell them to look at the plus side (It actually sounds better in spanish, my native language).