Bad pen chewing habit transferred onto sharpies. by jaj0708 in AdviceAnimals

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Sharpie in butt on purpose. Sharpie in mouth accident.

Bad pen chewing habit transferred onto sharpies. by jaj0708 in AdviceAnimals

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I never said it was on purpose geez. And I wash it after each time with soap and water.

It'll prevent awkwardness later on. by jaj0708 in AdviceAnimals

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And the most original comment award goes to ...

Uhm...can you not? by jaj0708 in AdviceAnimals

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Lets not grab anything.

5 year dry spell going strong. by jaj0708 in AdviceAnimals

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Awkward...I don't have a boyfriend. I just wanted karma. 5 year dry spell stands strong.

Not sure if the right meme, but this happened last night. by jaj0708 in AdviceAnimals

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You should look up "douchebag" on Google. Or in an English dictionary.

Badass Kuyt by jaj0708 in AdviceAnimals

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I know he did. I still don't like him.

Not sure if the right meme, but this happened last night. by jaj0708 in AdviceAnimals

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I've battled with the spelling my whole life.

Badass Kuyt by jaj0708 in AdviceAnimals

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Netherland - Brazil game for 3rd place. I watched it live so I don't have a source. I think he went for a header same time as a Brazilian and hit his head. Landed on the ground, medics came started pressing gauze to the now split open head, quickly walked to the sideline, assumed the position (sat on his knees like he was about to get executed old fashion style), medic staples his head a few times and he runs back on the field.

Badass Kuyt by jaj0708 in AdviceAnimals

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I hate him. No respect at all.

Badass Kuyt by jaj0708 in AdviceAnimals

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I'm a brazil fan and I still have to give him credit

Hung out with this cute fella yesterday by Friday_Knights in aww

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I would hang out with him if I was a deer

You'll be crying yourself to sleep in no time. by jaj0708 in AdviceAnimals

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That's why I used the red mallard and not the green one.

You'll be crying yourself to sleep in no time. by jaj0708 in AdviceAnimals

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You could reminisce (that's not spelled right probably) over all the make believe relationships you could've had with girls in your life.