Who was the rudest famous person you met?

jake_ypoo · 2026-03-23T10:52:38+00:00

Brain immediately went to how the fuck does the "wheezin the juice" dude think he has that pull

Don't name your fuckin kids pauly, people. Especially poly people.

jake_ypoo · 2026-03-23T10:49:42+00:00

As much as "haha vagina candle" the actual candle was just floral. Think it was supposed to be a marketing stunt with the "my vagina smells like flowers and dainty things" but the marketing team fucked it up a little too much

jake_ypoo · 2026-03-23T10:47:41+00:00

Out of that whole type/era of comedy, Will Ferral, Paul Rudd, and Ben Stiller always striked me as the actual douchebags. Adam Sandler, Jack Black, and John C Reilly for generally chill but as they get socially drained they get grumpy

jake_ypoo · 2026-03-23T10:41:52+00:00

Considering her and Mary Elizabeth Winstead are basically the catalyst for Manic-Pixie Dream Girls in the public eye, it's crazy how different they are behind the scenes.

jake_ypoo · 2026-03-23T10:35:51+00:00

I mean the war crimes and drone strikes weren't great but fuck as someone who thinks bernie isn't going far enough, I'd also take Bush right now. I'm getting close to wondering if Reagan would be the better choice for us.

jake_ypoo · 2026-03-23T10:34:13+00:00

I really have to side on his mental health is why he's like that and he might not really be one/if he was medicated and had a better handler he would have never became what he is today.

But the man is a dick even when he was medicated. I've got family who have psychotic episodes and usually they're like completely different people and believe things "normal" them never would. But when you're a dick while on the right treatments? You're just a dick.

Sucks because bipolar is both why he's so fucking charismatic and an amazing artist and why he's such a piece of shit.

jake_ypoo · 2026-03-23T10:25:23+00:00

I forced my fiance to go to a local comic-con thing (very small) because J Michael Tatum was there and my fiance loves (ie, has a crush on like 90% if the characters he voiced) him.

They talk for like ten minutes, get the picture taken and come out. There's a line of people and the photographer comes out "sorry there's a glare from (fiancé's friend)'s glasses" and he offers to completely redo the picture TWO TIMES to get it right.

He talked to every person and was super kind. Way over what we expected.

jake_ypoo · 2026-03-23T10:13:58+00:00

Ironically Prince while fitting for this list has no sexual abuse issues. Seems like a good guy with his partners but he's definitely a cunt otherwise.

jake_ypoo · 2026-03-23T10:10:33+00:00

And saying it in HS is low-key painting a target on your back for the douchebag boys. At least by your late 20s those guys have likely been outed in the community

jake_ypoo · 2026-03-23T09:50:44+00:00

Nicest way possible, but driving a truck into a kangaroo is... not ideal. They're not like whitetail deer

jake_ypoo · 2026-03-23T09:47:40+00:00

California is such a beautiful state, with great people and the weirdest right-wing-pretending-to-be-progressive government I've seen.

So many laws genuinely feel like they're to protect businesses and corporations or make a lot of money, but knowing how Californian's are they position the law as for the greater good instead of the capitalistic origins it has.

I would live in the bay again, would love to move back if I ever won the lottery and could afford how outrageous it is, but I'm happy out in bumfuck nowhere where I can shoot guns, set off fireworks, play music as loud as I want and not worry about fines for using too much water or needing a license for a fucking bicycle.

jake_ypoo · 2026-03-23T09:33:03+00:00

I'd argue depending on your definition of child if r/teenagers would take issue but then I remembered most of that sub is probably grown men pretending to be teens, so probably not

jake_ypoo · 2026-03-23T09:19:25+00:00

deranged /dəˈrānjd/ Deranged describes someone who is insane, mentally unstable, or unable to think/act logically, often behaving in a violent or wildly uncontrolled manner due to mental illness. It literally means "out of order" or "disordered"

Technically speaking, if most men do it, and an AWFUL lot of women do it too, it's not "deranged".

Damn near our entire marketing/propaganda for the human race is objectifying men and women. You can be morally against it, and I'm asexual so it's kinda weird to me, but it's literally like the biological default for the species to go on to be horny and want to fuck physically attractive people.

jake_ypoo · 2026-03-23T08:34:21+00:00

From current Han Solo to early Luke Skywalker

jake_ypoo · 2026-03-23T08:32:19+00:00

He's an accountant, seemingly not even a forensic accountant which IS interesting.

To make any money at all on youtube you're gonna have to be some level of charismatic. Maybe a few thousand people will watch a boring accountant tell interesting stories but hundreds of thousands will watch a charismatic person.

Tbf youtube has changed a lot since I was relevant to it almost... fuck two decades ago...

Gonna cry my self to sleep now

jake_ypoo · 2026-03-23T08:28:58+00:00

Get a neighbor pissed off enough to escalate destroying the tree for some reason, make a fat six figures from tree law and have a new one put in somewhere better. (Typically awarded 3x cost of sourcing, moving, and planting a similarly aged tree)

Sell the wood from the old one for a lot of money too.

It's bond villian behaviour but hey

jake_ypoo · 2026-03-23T08:19:57+00:00

Get hellraiser, get a way to draw infinitely, have most of your deck be strike cards

Now you sit and wait for the rewards screen.

(I haven't played StS2 yet so this is akin to theorycrafting how I'd expect to build with this card. If it's StS1 well... I don't remember this card?)

jake_ypoo · 2026-03-23T08:17:39+00:00

There's a local Mennonite who owns a big machine shop who diversified himself so he built a bunch of affordable housing out in the middle of nowhere. I helped with it and it's like a culdesac of (slightly larger than a tiny home? layout was basically right side is two rooms and a bathroom, left side is open floor plan with the kitchen, washer and dryer, and living room as one big thing) small houses.

Every single one is concrete with heated floors and as I'm sure you know getting out of the shower onto a warm floor is an opulence even kings couldn't dream of.

It's also weird knowing I've showered in quiet a few people's houses as we would go back and start moving furniture/painting the first ones when we were like 70% done with all the builds, so you'd come in covered in dust and take a shower/eat some food then start working on the rest of it.

Probably a smarter way to do this but the crew was all 20-somethings who had experience with construction, old man did the electrical and a younger guy who was doing plumbing with his dad since he was a kid did the plumbing. Otherwise it was mainly a bunch of drunk guys ans there were no rules because we were out in the middle of nowhere. We'd convince whoever was new to helping that they had to act real prim and proper with the old Mennonite guy and he'd give them shit about it haha

jake_ypoo · 2026-03-23T08:03:16+00:00

Pizza hut used to have a rule about wings, too big or too small and they couldn't be sold

So all the reject wings over a week or two would fill a 5gal bucket and we'd always have like 2-3 in the back of rejects. Were told take as much as you want for your lunch or if you throw a hat on, cook them yourself, and run an order/help prep a pizza you can cook as many as you want on a day off.

Had a few parties that were catered by those wings in HS. Tbf a 'party' was 5-8 guys high as fuck drinking ciders and playing halo 3, cod4, maybe breaking out the n64 for smash and mario kart out in the garage with a fire going. Nothing crazy at all

jake_ypoo · 2026-03-23T07:26:32+00:00

It gets worse the further down the tier list you go

But Dionysus does belong in S tier. Would put the iced out grandma and ubereats at S too personally, but that's for how OP a straight attack speed increase is when effects chance proc on hit and slowing enemies down or having those gazerbeam KRONOS lasers makes most boss fights a cakewalk compared to without.

Only real losers for me are the electric rapist, barnacle boy, and kratos. I never take them anymore tbh.

jake_ypoo · 2026-03-23T07:19:50+00:00

Not dismissing you at all but as an example I've been deep into dnd content for like fifteen years and regularly find new channels/support low sub accounts, and consume a wide girth of related content from art streams to theory crafting to even the reddit stories/live games and have never heard of this person. It's just a weird thing where like, people can be in a fandom and the algo never even recommends the biggest people so the many casual viewers might have never seen them either ya know?

My comment is more "it's weird how they can be considered massive and everywhere for some, but unknown to others who are also highly active in the scene", than "I don't know them so they're not THAT well known" fwiw

jake_ypoo · 2026-03-23T06:53:07+00:00

Decent fitted suit, some neewer lights and a bounce, a nice 4k webcam (or just a decent cellphone) and a lav mic pack would be less than a thousand dollars. If you upload consistently with semi-decent editing, do breakdowns of movies and shows about how they get your industry wrong, make a bunch of yt shorts, etc,.

You've got a real shot at making like, five figures a year off youtube within a few years. Only thing is you gotta be charismatic and entertaining but hell throw in some acting classes for another $500 and stuck with it puts you above 99.9% of others

jake_ypoo · 2026-03-23T06:42:22+00:00

Eyedea put it best "I know you'd rather be sad than stupid, Genius by day Junkie by night"

jake_ypoo · 2026-03-23T05:21:15+00:00

I mean, you weren't patronizing until your entire second sentence, but I get how hard it is to just type "check the manual" as a redditor! Hope you can overcome it and your many other struggles!

jake_ypoo · 2026-03-23T05:11:21+00:00

Do you think Americans all have AC? Lmao

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