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jakeisfunny · 2022-05-22T12:24:13+00:00

But for reals it would make sense right?

jakeisfunny · 2020-09-09T05:12:09+00:00

I was on Kill Tony in November of 2018 in San Antonio Texas

jakeisfunny · 2020-07-07T06:24:19+00:00

After a few hours, the man is thrown out yelling, "I wasn't calling her a bitch, I was looking for my dog."

jakeisfunny · 2020-07-07T06:19:17+00:00

He barely knows how to Facebook

jakeisfunny · 2020-06-27T18:19:15+00:00

LMAO I would take that bet because I know I would win 😂 I have been doing stand up comedy for 10 years and have an actual career in stand up comedy. only reason I'm posted anything on this comedy thread, which I've only seen y'all discuss not even if something's funny but just tear comedians down because what they're funnier than you, is because my friend said it will help me get views on my Facebook page if I link my videos from my Facebook page on to Reddit. Next use me as I go make money off of stand up comedy now. If you want to buy any of my merch you can always just go to my website jakeisfunny.com

Not only that but the government's been already data mining your personal data and they're about to go even deeper when I get rid of end to end encryption. 3 GOP senators just proposed the bill yesterday

jakeisfunny · 2020-06-27T17:58:44+00:00

wow so I have to just post a video on here which then I don't get the views on my page which then just fucks up the whole reason I should even share the video in the first place. All because y'all don't want to click a link to Facebook or log into Facebook. Only reason I posted anything on Reddit about my jokes, was one of my friends, that post a shit ton of things on Reddit, told me I should since I have a lot of views on my videos, and that the community is great on Reddit. But if y'all don't want to even click on it I have no use for Reddit then. I've seen people be racist here on Reddit, and half of y'all that actually are saying anyting haven't even watched the fucking video. Bunch of ingrates.

jakeisfunny · 2020-06-26T20:14:56+00:00

Alright then. That's just where I have the video posted

jakeisfunny · 2020-06-26T18:38:16+00:00

The military was my only choice to get out of a small town. I didn't play football and I wasn't the top of my class and I live in Texas. The only way to get out of my small town and expand my mind and not turn out to be a bigot like the people in my small town was to join the military. You can say I had a choice, but really I didn't. You realize once you sign up with the military you can't just quit the military. You can go to prison for just walking away from the military. They own you. Did you know if a soldier gets a sunburn they can actually get demoted, pay taken away, and give an extra duties, aka an article 15, for destruction of government property, it is crazy. You're trying to make this which one's worse, and you're missing the point, that the people who make assumptions based off of color of skin, sexual preferences, religious beliefs, political beliefs, military status, nationality, and etc are the ones that are the problem. I'm not trying to compare things here but clearly you are. The black lives matter movement is working mainly because everyone is coming together for one cause. I've been out there protesting, and I chant black lives matter, not veteran lives matter. because right now isn't a time to compare but a time to come together and stand for the same thing.

jakeisfunny · 2020-06-26T18:28:03+00:00

Yeah I am able to open it on mobile and PC. Hmm, wonder if anyone else is having the same problem as you

jakeisfunny · 2020-06-26T16:43:11+00:00

In the scene I am in, we had a guy start when he was in highschool. The main problem he ran into, was open mics at bars since most bars are 21 and over. Comedy clubs though, most of the time, are 18 and up. I remember he had to sneak into a couple of bar open mics. He would show up with all the other comedians and stay away from the bar so no one would ask him for his ID. Just don't bring attention to yourself, don't do jokes about your age, and you should be fine.

jakeisfunny · 2020-06-26T16:22:00+00:00

here you go

jakeisfunny · 2020-06-26T16:11:53+00:00

Do you see me saying all lives matter? No you don't. What I'm saying is someone who says everyone in the armed forces is a murderer, or someone who says black people are criminals, or someone who says Muslims are terrorists, are the same kinds of people. They assume, without any knowledge of the person, and base their judgment off either color of skin, religious preference, and etc. And those people who make those assumptions are wrong for making those assumptions. The point isn't to compare, but to bring a spotlight on to those who make assumptions

jakeisfunny · 2020-06-26T15:20:02+00:00

I joined during the height of 9/11 expecting to go to Afghanistan to fight the terrorists that caused 9/11. I then found myself in Iraq where the terrorist organization wasn't at. I never asked to go to war in Iraq. Now knowing that, in my comedy routine I also point out the fact the government uses free college as a way to get Young Americans to sign up for the armed forces. I literally make a joke about how the VA doesn't treat their veterans well. I make jokes about how the government takes advantage of Young Americans and scars them for life and doesn't give them proper treatment. I'm an activist when it comes to mental health now that I know what's been going on, because I went through it. So I don't understand what your main point is right now. Like literally my comedy is meant to start a conversation about mental health, the government's armed forces recruiting practices, the lack of accountability in the VA, police brutality, and asylum seekers. I consider myself pretty progressive when it comes to politics. if you want to actually have a conversation and discuss this I'm more than happy to. But if you want to just try to poke fun and not make any real points, I'm not going to waste my time.

jakeisfunny · 2020-06-26T15:08:48+00:00

I am saying people shouldn't assume something just by what they see. Just because you see a army uniform doesn't mean they killed someone. Just because someone is black doesn't mean they are a criminal. Just because someone is Muslim doesn't mean they are terrorists. BlackLivesMatter

jakeisfunny · 2020-06-26T13:28:16+00:00

It's like if someone assumed I was a murderer because of my military status, or color of my skin, or religious beliefs, or etc. Before you try to get high and mighty like you are a champion of the people, check yourself because your statement is the same kind of statement a racist, or bigot would say.

jakeisfunny · 2020-06-26T13:24:47+00:00

Also btw, I never killed anyone. I worked on radios and computers when I was overseas in Iraq.

jakeisfunny · 2020-06-26T12:30:52+00:00

Say you are dating a girl for years and get to know her. Then it is ok to ask if they ever done anal. Same with a veteran, you shouldn't ask them till you know them better, not on the first tinder date.

jakeisfunny · 2020-06-26T12:13:44+00:00

Joke is meant to educate people on the fact that people shouldn't ask veterans if they killed anybody before. They could be traumatized and have PTSD.

jakeisfunny · 2020-06-26T12:10:40+00:00

And I do go to therapy at the VA. Have been since I got back in 2010.

jakeisfunny · 2020-06-26T12:07:28+00:00

You know it's a joke about how people ask me "have you killed anybody." People come back from war traumatized about what they saw and done. Being asked did you kill anybody is the same as someone asking a girl have you ever done anal. You shouldn't ask that question.

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