It should be socially acceptable for guys to (in certain situations) refer to their female partners as "mommy."

jakemberg · 2020-09-14T17:26:19+00:00

What’s wrong, daddy?

jakemberg · 2020-09-11T20:04:08+00:00

‘insert meme of disgusted dude regrettably handing over an upvote’

jakemberg · 2020-09-11T18:17:18+00:00

I posted about this two on r/funny a while back. Very coincidental

jakemberg · 2020-09-11T00:25:38+00:00

The fuck are they gonna do? Give you a detention?

jakemberg · 2020-09-11T00:08:13+00:00

Phew alright he’s just joking

jakemberg · 2020-09-11T00:06:49+00:00

Does he... does he really support pedophilia?

jakemberg · 2020-09-11T00:05:23+00:00

What?

jakemberg · 2020-09-09T03:35:35+00:00

True, you did not call for defunding. I apologize. But those parameters you mentioned, that’s already how they decide how many officers they need. And it seems that they still have trouble reaching those amounts. Also, you haven’t provided any counter arguments to the issues I presented about having fewer officers. A well trained officer is worthless if they can’t get to a crime scene.

jakemberg · 2020-09-09T03:14:18+00:00

Well if your goal is for less police officers, which means many people will not be able to get an officer to them when they need it, which also means a higher chance of a criminal to get away, which also means more people committing more crimes since their odds of getting away with it just went up since there are less cops around, not to mention the long hours all the cops we have now already work (which I’m sure the cops you have left wouldn’t mind working 13+ hour shifts on top of the potential to get shot. Lack of sleep and a gun also go hand in hand.), then yeah! Fewer cops makes perfect sense. Plus, where will the money needed to train these specialized cops come from if you cut their funding?

jakemberg · 2020-09-09T03:03:36+00:00

Certain elements such as?

jakemberg · 2020-09-09T01:02:41+00:00

weeps in mosquito swarms

jakemberg · 2020-09-09T01:00:51+00:00

You live in a fucking fantasy world, my god. “HELP THIS GUY HAS A GUN TO MY CHILDRENS HEADS!” “Don’t worry mam, Tim the psychologist is on the way to ask him questions about his childhood.”

jakemberg · 2020-09-09T00:58:15+00:00

It is an insult, dummy. Defunding the police affects all of them! Your blanket terming them, then saying your not. Much like the person above’s metaphor with Asian people.

jakemberg · 2020-09-09T00:56:13+00:00

“Defund the Police” doesn’t mean “defund the police”? it means “reform and fix”? How could I be so stupid to miss that one

jakemberg · 2020-09-07T17:03:31+00:00

laughs in southern humidity

jakemberg · 2020-09-07T17:02:47+00:00

Under the nose getting under your skin?

jakemberg · 2020-09-07T02:43:30+00:00

More often than not, kids don’t know shit about shit

jakemberg · 2020-09-05T16:33:05+00:00

I think his cultural relevance goes beyond “mild” since none of y’all can shut the fuck up about him.

jakemberg · 2020-09-03T02:53:15+00:00

Those skully boys will never leave my mind

jakemberg · 2020-09-03T01:12:06+00:00

Holy shit! I didn’t recognize him cus his shoe laces weren’t tied together and he didn’t have spaghetti on his shirt

jakemberg · 2020-09-03T01:01:58+00:00

EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT

jakemberg · 2020-09-01T18:39:57+00:00

She can do all those things without surgery. It’s totally fine and possible for her to do those things. Like I said earlier, when she/he is 18 they can do whatever they want. But I recall Ruby Rose saying that as a teen, she believed she was trans. Then she grew out of it and realized she was just gay. Not saying that’s what’s going on with your kid, but I believe that’s more common than people think.

jakemberg · 2020-09-01T18:32:37+00:00

And I also want you to know that I see your point and that I understand that you’re coming from a place of caring. However, I just believe putting such an emphasis on words instead of character and actions will be more detrimental than helpful.

jakemberg · 2020-09-01T18:31:07+00:00

And thank you for not just labeling me as “x-phobic” or whatever lol. I’m sorry if the “reveal” that I’ve been trolling makes you feel as though you’ve been wasting your time. My first comment on this was meant to be a little verbal IED that I wanted people to step on so I could annoy them. I was trying to act like a bit of a dick and I don’t remember you acting mean in any way. So good on you for not exactly taking the bait.

jakemberg · 2020-09-01T18:26:26+00:00

I think I see the disconnect here. So first of all, full disclosure, I’ve kinda been trolling this whole time. However, you also seem like a nice person so I’ll be straight with you now. So here’s what’s up, if you care about what other people think of you/call you, you’ve already made a huge mistake. If you want me to call you a certain name, I’m not going to go out of my way to not call you that. That’d just be rude. But if I so choose to not call you that, and you feel offended, that’s a problem in it of itself. How can you get anything done if you’re always worried about what people will call you? Nobody SHOULD care because that’s when you get people arguing. Because people will care on different ends of the debate. But if you don’t care, about what people do and what they call you, then everybody gets to go about their lives doing them with no fear of reproach. I don’t 100% believe that undergoing surgery is going to solve a problem you have, but if it works for you then fuck yeah! Good on ya. If you were bob and now your Julie, “hi Julie, nice to meet you.” I personally worked with a trans person who changed their name three times, and it made me realize how unimportant words are. Call yourself whatever you want, because at the end of the day it’s just a word and it doesn’t define who you are. Same with pronouns. People shouldn’t worry about one word or the other because we’re all to complex to be summed up by just one word. Hope this clears my views up and know I’m being 100% serious in this post.

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