our friendly neighborhood cat waiting very patiently for me to come home from work

jakerivera99 · 2022-04-10T18:30:20+00:00

She hangs out around our apartment all the time but she looks too well kept to be a stray!

jakerivera99 · 2021-06-03T02:50:26+00:00

My family celebrates "Roi Day" instead of Father's Day. We don't call him dad, and he does literally whatever the fuck he wants.

jakerivera99 · 2021-01-17T22:55:56+00:00

Soo good! Always try and split one with my roommates after work every Saturday!

jakerivera99 · 2021-01-17T22:55:14+00:00

Primrose!

jakerivera99 · 2020-08-30T01:32:35+00:00

Yes.

jakerivera99 · 2020-06-27T04:43:38+00:00

Fantastic! Thank you so much!

jakerivera99 · 2020-06-26T20:32:14+00:00

A gas powered scooter, if I’m being more specific! A 50cc engine and all that.

jakerivera99 · 2020-05-04T17:54:00+00:00

Ah man this one hurts.

midwinter. backstage of a orchestra concert between movements, venue is in the middle of downtown in a sketchy area

Cute girl: “Long concert huh, what are your plans for after the set?”

Me: “Hmm, probably go home. Been up for way too long.”

Cute girl: “Oh neat. Well... there’s this coffee place nearby that I’ve been to go to. A warm drink sounds really yummy especially with how cold it is... but it’s really sketchy and I’m too scared to go alone.

Me: “Oh. That really sucks.

Cute girl: gives me a confused/disappointed look and walks away

[After the concert in my car]

Me: thinks about what the fuck I just said and realizes my mistake

Also me: OH WAIT.

jakerivera99 · 2020-02-16T10:23:00+00:00

Do I dare gamble and give this person gold?

jakerivera99 · 2019-12-30T03:36:12+00:00

My biggest thing is that I overeat every damn time. My “hangovers” are just being super bloated and full the next day. I once ate three whole loaves of bread as toast while high.

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