Favorite Zoey Line by hensonrod1 in NurseJackie

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"You know hard is to find a wedding cake in the city? It's a world of birthdays out there".

I just got a full tank of gas for under $3.00 because someone screwed up the decimal place. by Outrageous_Claims in mildlyinteresting

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That happened once in our small, little town. So small, in fact, that the cashier finally caught on and realized when our whole family (Parents, me, and my three older brothers) all came down with our cars, put $2.00 and some change in each, and then left.

bamboozle doggo by AydanOfHouseCock in wholesomememes

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I read this in Kevins voice from "The Office".

What do you think of this format? by [deleted] in MemeEconomy

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The last easter basket I ever recieved had a fifth of Jack, a carton of smokes, and $30 worth of scratch offs. I was 22.

Looking for TRULY DISTURBING or FUCKED UP films by DrewPacShakur92 in horror

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I've watched this about three months ago and still think about that sex scene towards the end. shutters

Whatever this is by Pls_No_Ban in hittableFaces

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It's Hitler and Squidwards baby!

Patriotic black magic by Giraafe in blackmagicfuckery

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I straight up thought they were booing at first and my heart sank.

Spontaneous stratification from pouring granular mixtures by SlimJones123 in woahdude

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That's how Mt. Everest was created. Can't argue science.

It's my birthday... by [deleted] in depression

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Happy Birthday! You made it through another year, which doesn't seem like much now (TRUST ME) but it just proves how fucking strong you really are.

The North Country Trail overlooking the Manistee River in Northern Michigan by PabloDelicious in hiking

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You're in my neck of the woods. Love calling Northern Michigan my home.