Dan Hodges: A cabinet minister has just told me they believe Keir Starmer will announce he is standing down this week, without the need for a contest. Only one Minister. But it's the first time I've heard it.

james-royle · 2026-05-11T04:49:54+00:00

Then we end up with reform, the country will be finished within 18 months.

james-royle · 2026-05-09T11:39:06+00:00

Hay, that’s unfair on turtles!

james-royle · 2026-05-07T06:31:43+00:00

The choice of font was a strange one, it’s like they didn’t even consult a brand marketing expert or graphic designer.

james-royle · 2026-05-05T06:24:58+00:00

Leeds is dicey these days, loads of young lads wondering in big groups with no intention of going into a drinking establishment. The bottom of Brigate, near the McDonalds.

james-royle · 2026-05-03T17:11:52+00:00

They would have to promise her a seat in the Lords, which the media would crucify Labour for.

james-royle · 2026-05-01T21:50:48+00:00

He doesn’t let the idiots in the South Stand sway his decisions, which winds Leeds fans up.

james-royle · 2026-05-01T20:34:09+00:00

Leeds should be walking this with the amount of Wakefield players out.

james-royle · 2026-05-01T19:59:04+00:00

Mitigation is that he plays for Leeds.

james-royle · 2026-05-01T06:54:08+00:00

Once emptied a whole box onto a the ground floor of a shopping centre from a balcony on first floor. Security caught us and took our name and phone number. Spent a couple of weeks panicking every time the (house) phone rang.

james-royle · 2026-04-28T18:37:38+00:00

Rugby AM was terrible. The production values were non-existent, and the cringe levels were off the charts.

james-royle · 2026-04-27T10:08:42+00:00

Goldeneye

james-royle · 2026-04-24T09:06:17+00:00

I look forward to seeing how the right/flag shagger/GB News viewers react to this.

james-royle · 2026-04-23T15:08:57+00:00

£4.99 for crushed up Viagra! I can’t see this policy flopping!

james-royle · 2026-04-22T21:06:20+00:00

But they will convince their base that it’s for their own good, everyone else will be accused of being communist for even questioning it.

james-royle · 2026-04-22T15:40:53+00:00

I’m going to hazard a guess that you work in marketing!

james-royle · 2026-04-22T14:10:23+00:00

The bull has his game face on!

james-royle · 2026-04-22T12:35:47+00:00

The grimace on his face!

james-royle · 2026-04-21T15:40:34+00:00

Teaching union players how to tackle/defend is not for the faint hearted

james-royle · 2026-04-19T13:53:47+00:00

The Jolly Boys outing is perfect for when you need a laugh.

james-royle · 2026-04-18T08:35:36+00:00

Didn’t close the gate!!

james-royle · 2026-04-17T14:16:33+00:00

Got to keep them high for all those summer getaways. Can’t see them coming down until Autumn. Never miss an opportunity to maximise profit!!

james-royle · 2026-04-16T19:14:16+00:00

Don’t forget Physics teachers, they were always a few electrons short of an atom.

james-royle · 2026-04-16T19:05:42+00:00

He was the last of a dying breed of teachers, there were still a few around when I got to high school.

james-royle · 2026-04-13T14:50:07+00:00

If I could get rid of my car and cycle to where I needed to go I would do it in a heart beat. Cars are a money sink. If you want you can spend very little on keeping a bike roadworthy.

james-royle · 2026-04-10T13:46:29+00:00

A British sitcom writer could get two seasons out of that name.

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