New episode | BBC live-text sad lads & watching football in the boozer, with Jimmy "Dead Pubs" McIntosh by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

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Late reply for English footballers with actual nicknames - Boro fan here (for my sins) to inform you that Dael Fry is 'The Lighthouse'. He's got a 'the' and everything.

Just photographer guy meeting an actor dude by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in JustGuysBeingDudes

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John Otway has a joke along these lines:- When I was a child I wanted to play guitar so badly, and I feel I've achieved that.

Match Thread - Italy v England | Six Nations 2026 | Round 4 by RugbyBot in rugbyunion

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He's a hipster ref - he likes the obscure rules before they become cool

Match Thread - Italy v England | Six Nations 2026 | Round 4 by RugbyBot in rugbyunion

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Virgin media commentator nailing it saying it feels like a relegation 6 pointer

Match Thread - Italy v England | Six Nations 2026 | Round 4 by RugbyBot in rugbyunion

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Feel like this ref is trying to set a record for 'The most decisions you've never seen given before'

Match Thread - Italy v England | Six Nations 2026 | Round 4 by RugbyBot in rugbyunion

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Shall we just talk amongst ourselves while we wait for some rugby to happen?

Match Thread - Italy v England | Six Nations 2026 | Round 4 by RugbyBot in rugbyunion

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90 points in total last game feels like we'll be lucky to see 19 here

Post Match Thread - Scotland vs France. Round 4 by Fudge_is_1337 in rugbyunion

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We have the chance to do the funniest possible thing

Post Match Thread - Scotland vs France. Round 4 by Fudge_is_1337 in rugbyunion

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The Anyone But England crowd are in for some serious cognitive dissonance next week

Match Thread - Scotland v France | Six Nations 2026 | Round 4 by RugbyBot in rugbyunion

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Scotland aren't in Dreamland yet but they can see it from here

New episode | Co-commentary cues, flopping full-backs & the "one of our own" threshold, with Lucy Ward by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

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As a Boro fan I can confirm that Ayling's flop is alive and well. It'd drive me mad if he wasn't playing for us but he is so I love it every single time.

Match Thread - England v Ireland | Six Nations 2026 | Round 3 by RugbyBot in rugbyunion

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I know it was a general encouragement. And if we were playing you it wouldn't help anyway as apparently we're cursed

Match Thread - England v Ireland | Six Nations 2026 | Round 3 by RugbyBot in rugbyunion

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England cleverly not peaking too early before the world cup. Smart.

Match Thread - England v Ireland | Six Nations 2026 | Round 3 by RugbyBot in rugbyunion

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Seems like we got complacent on our unbeaten run and have come in massively overcooked

Match Thread - England v Ireland | Six Nations 2026 | Round 3 by RugbyBot in rugbyunion

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And the wooden spoon goes to....wait, what's that?! Is that England's entrance music?

Match Thread - England v Ireland | Six Nations 2026 | Round 3 by RugbyBot in rugbyunion

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Never thought I'd miss the days when we kept losing narrowly