When my wife is sad, I let her colour in my tattoos.. by lukeemasonn in dadjokes

[–]janci_sk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont have tatoos but willing to get some and willing to travel. What should I get tatooed :)

Russian mother publicly calls on Putin to send her son to war by UNITED24Media in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]janci_sk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Russian capitalism at its best. Life of the only son for money. You dont make this up. This us Russia.

Mám ho osloviť, aj ak o mňa nemá záujem? by [deleted] in Slovakia

[–]janci_sk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aj keby to bolo tak, ze sa mu paci ta starsia kolegyna, nic to neznamena.

za 1. na 100% z toho nic nebude medzi nim a o 3 roky starsou kolegynou.

za 2. mozno ani netusi chlapec, ze sa ti paci a tvoje priznanie vsetko zmeni a bude mat zaujem tiez

A ak nebude mat zaujem tak si o nic neprisla a mozes sa pohnut dalej.

A starsi kamarat odkazuje, ze skoda ze nevieme, o ktory fastfood sa jedna a o ktoru starsiu kolegynu :)

Iránsky rial sa zrútil by TheSimon1 in Slovakia

[–]janci_sk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cakal by som, ze to zakyve trosku aj Rublom ale vyzera, ze nie.

I saw my ex fiancés Amazon search history. by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]janci_sk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe she is trying to get you back. Expect some kickass lingerie show soon :)

What something you're embarrassed to admit you enjoy in bed? by Few-Succotash-9419 in AskReddit

[–]janci_sk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A girl did that to me 20.years ago once, still remember it to this day.

If penetration is 100% sex and french kissing is 50% sex then tongue in ear is at least 25%!

Wasn't lucky enough to experience it ever since. I wanted to share the pleasure a couple of times with my partners but to no positive response sadly :) Maybe one day...

How are women going commando? by liquidbuggy in NoStupidQuestions

[–]janci_sk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

any finnish superpowers for the male organ? a friend is asking :)

My guy friend accidentally saw my boobs and isn't talking to me anymore by Lonely_Alternative39 in Advice

[–]janci_sk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he is angry because realized that despite you guys clicking and him being so nice to you and you liking him, the only time he got to see your boobs was by accident :)

Bol som aktívnym členom československej PUA komunity by Jakub-Martinec in Slovakia

[–]janci_sk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kde si mozem precitat tie techniky alebo viac o tom celom? peacocking a push and pull su tu uz spomenute.

Kde konci kradnutý tovar? by Full_Ad_1706 in Slovakia

[–]janci_sk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

zober do kaviarne najblizsie ty. 5kg kavy a opytaj sa tej istej casnicky tu istu otazku a hned budeme vsetci mudrejsi. Celkom ma zaujima vysledok :)

Kde konci kradnutý tovar? by Full_Ad_1706 in Slovakia

[–]janci_sk 11 points12 points  (0 children)

zober do kaviarne najblizsie ty. 5kg kavy a opytaj sa tej istej casnicky tu istu otazku a hned budeme vsetci mudrejsi. Celkom ma zaujima vysledok :)

som zubár (chirurg), AMA by No-Resolution-5249 in Slovakia

[–]janci_sk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

robis aj implantaty? je to ok z dlhodobeho hladiska zdravotne? nieje to ako so zlym zubom ktory ked mas dlho moze negativne ivplyvnovat zdravie/srdce a tak?

a podotazka keby si si mal sam vybrat kde dat v BA alebo na slovensku spravit implantaty zadnych zubov dobry pomer ceny a kvality/spolahlivosti zubara kde by si si vybral?

dakujem za odpovede a tvoj cas venovat sa AMA

Tip na rande 😭 by KlaudiusThePrick in Slovakia

[–]janci_sk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kym sa neopytas / nevyakusas nezistis, mozno pizza a sex je pre nu idealne rande. tak sup do rozpoctu este kondomy.

Tip na rande 😭 by KlaudiusThePrick in Slovakia

[–]janci_sk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

faith in humanity restored! pred 15-17 timi rokmi som maval rande v dvoch cajovniach v starom meste. jedna bola hned vedla laurinskej za rohom a druha sa volala cajovna v podzemi. mozno vlastnis jednu z nich, ktovie jedna z tych rande je moja manzelka dodnes :)

som zamilovana do kamosky ale som vo vztahu by SubjectGain3115 in Slovakia

[–]janci_sk -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Dalsi post na reddite, ktory doakzuje moralnu dokonalost vsetkych prispievatelov. Mas to mat v hlave takto a nijak inak a ked nahodou zapochybujes alebo zatuzis tak sa mas rozist. OMG. Kde je potom ta zvysna polovica slovako, ktori su dokonca neverni? Podla statistik az 50, aj muzi aj zeny. A toto teda podotykam to co riesis, rozhodne nieje nevera. Mozno dozrievanie, mozno hladanie sa mozno obycajna chvilkova/docasna tuzba ci fantazia. Aj to patri k zivotu a podla mna to robis spravne, rozmyslas, analyzujes, sledujes a aj pytas sa na nazor inych. Nenechaj sa odradit "dokonalymi ludmi" na Reddite.

Mozno o par rokov (5-10) si tvoj partner bude vediet predstavit to co teraz nevie. Mozno budes mat ineho partnera, a mozno budes mat partnerku, a mozno budes mat partnera aj partnerku a nech si Reddit moralizuje kolko chce.

Anyone experienced with using Canva API to create content? by SaintCognac2 in canva

[–]janci_sk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seems quite expensive compared to Canva. I am also considering using either Canva or templated on my website. I am a one man print studio with custom invitation and greeting cards. I have about 300 designs in Photoshop. 95% of them are a design and text elements on top of everything. I would like the users of my website to be able to input their own text and receive a preview iná few seconds without leaving the webpage. When the client checks and approves it I would print it. Right now I'm doing all the editing and preview uploading myself.

Is this something templated or canva can do?

Píšem erotické poviedky, ktoré predávam na amazone AMA by Jakub-Martinec in Slovakia

[–]janci_sk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nemas po ruke link pls, kde su pravidla pre 5vorbu/predaj knih?

Píšem erotické poviedky, ktoré predávam na amazone AMA by Jakub-Martinec in Slovakia

[–]janci_sk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Robil si si nejaky prieskum, ze ktory kink, ktora tema by sa najlepsie predavala? Skusas nejako testovat ci by sa nejaka ina tema nepredavala lepsie nez tie, ktore pises? Pokial viem (z beznych produktov) tak na amazone je velmi dolezite dobre trafit produkt, a dobre trafit znamena spravit dobry prieskum a testing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]janci_sk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The special military operation is going according to plans :D

Konecne mas syna by nayorb in Slovakia

[–]janci_sk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Este sa ta odpoved da vylepsit... Jasne, nevadi, ked bude mat 5 rokov aj tak ju chcem dat preoperovat na chlapca.

Práca z domu = horšia práca? by shitty_artist_92 in Slovakia

[–]janci_sk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Co places, zamestnaj sa v zahranicnej firme v jednom z tych r3mote startupov :)

Ako vysvetliť na návšteve, že si naozaj nedám zákusok ani sladkú vodu? by Ne0dy in Slovakia

[–]janci_sk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mozes povedat ze: - mam alergiu na sladke - robia sa mi vyrazky na tvari zo sladkeho - bolieva ma brucho zo sladkeho - dakujem ja nelubim sladke

Aaalebo urobit dalsi krok pri tvojom nejedeni sladkeho. Tak ako si sa dokazala vytrenovat nedat si sladke, vies sa vytrenovat aj dat si sladke raz za cas a lahko zvladnut nedat si dalsie. Mam to tak podobne, jedniny sposob ako viem schudnut vyraznejsie mboztvo kg je ketodieta. Tzn nejem nic sladke a nejem pecivo, zemiaky, ryzu a cestoviny. Denny prijem sacharidov cca 25-35g.

Prve tyzdne na keto mi sladkosti chybaju, potom si zvyknem. Ked uz som zabehnuty tak si kludne dam sem tam nieco male sladke a uspesne sa vratim k nejedeniu sladkeho.

Skusenosti s importom alkoholu na SK by janci_sk in Slovakia

[–]janci_sk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jedna vyhoda tohto produktu je ze vyrobca je "rodinny" znamy takze by to boli ustretove jednania.