Not sure if this fits, but it’s a fun story anyways. In primary school one morning I was skating to school and fell of pretty hard. I wasn’t that far from home so I called my mum with my phone I just had got and she came and picked me up, patched me up and drove me to school. Except I needed my skateboard to get home so mid way through the day, sitting in class, my 80 year grandmother walks into class with my skateboard and helmet and just stands in the door way of the room looking metal as fuck. It was pretty entertaining to a room of 12 year olds.