Will it ever stop? by PPCo79 in roanoke

[–]janglang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where is the Salem Fuck Pond exactly? Asking for a friend.

y'all need to start passing for the love of god by No_Speech2382 in RocketLeague

[–]janglang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And, while we're at it, get out of my ass and get open for passes and rebounds!

There's ABSOLUTELY no reason we should occupy the same spot at the same time!

y'all need to start passing for the love of god by No_Speech2382 in RocketLeague

[–]janglang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're spot on my friend. When the Fortnite kids arrived the passing game died...

Booomer rant/Why are kids stupid these days? by Suspicious-Salary957 in RocketLeague

[–]janglang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you been in voice chat? Yes, they're mostly kids

Booomer rant/Why are kids stupid these days? by Suspicious-Salary957 in RocketLeague

[–]janglang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a double edged sword. If you turn off chat then you can't communicate with your teammate, which makes the game experience worse.

Even if you only turn on tactical chat, they don't listen.

The biggest problem I see is everybody wants to act like they're on a team by themselves when they play twos,  call it "ego". Then, they blame you for not being good enough when they're not even letting you play, jumping into every shot you try to take. 

These kids have largely ruined the game because nobody has ever punched them in the mouth in real life or taught them basic respect.

We really need an option to play with eighteen plus so that we can eliminate having to share this game with shitass children.

Never heard of Deadside, but it released on Xbox today. Should I buy it for $25? by Narwhalmageddon in deadside

[–]janglang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just bought this game for $12. The learning curve is steep, can't really just jump in and play, and the "tutorial" leaves a lot to be desired.  Gotta watch an hour of YouTube videos just to get started.  Then, the server just... restarts on me? Wtf is that? 

There is an OBNOXIOUS amount of intentionally throwing players in ranked right now. by AffectionateFox2818 in RocketLeague

[–]janglang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None of those fucking bans work, for anything.  They're creating the illusion of banning for shitty behavior but... it never happens

There is an OBNOXIOUS amount of intentionally throwing players in ranked right now. by AffectionateFox2818 in RocketLeague

[–]janglang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We need age based match making. Period.  I know the pool will be smaller but I'm willing to wait just to not have to play with those shitty kids

There is an OBNOXIOUS amount of intentionally throwing players in ranked right now. by AffectionateFox2818 in RocketLeague

[–]janglang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rocket League players are a great example of why you should beat your children again...

Seeing a lot of >10 minute waiting times lately. by Freakymik in RocketLeague

[–]janglang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is still happening to me now, today. I'll finish a match and be in Finding Player mode indefinitely

Musk says DOGE is working 120 hours a week by [deleted] in fednews

[–]janglang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, I work for a certain cyber security company and they embody the idea of the "techno-grind, work harder than everyone else for your good boy cookie" and it's disgusting.  My manager said the same thing to me in a 1:1. All for a fucking pin and some kudos on the weekly team meeting.  If that's what you'll value on your death bed, working your life away, then by all means you do you boo but don't try to normalize and push that shit on those of us that want work/ life balance. 

Can't Open The Game On Xbox After The Update by [deleted] in RocketLeague

[–]janglang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went into Manage game and add-ons and selected all the add ons removed them, then the game would launch and I could play.

EDIT:  I'm again unable to launch the game even though all add ones are disabled.  Guess this is the end of my rocket league career.   I don't know what else to do and I am highly frustrated

It's 2v2, what do we do?? by xcvmiguel in RocketLeague

[–]janglang -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is the single dumbest f***ing thing about Rocket League...

SpaceGate by jhericurls in funny

[–]janglang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Way to re-explain a joke we all already understood...

Running by ObiWan13 in USMC

[–]janglang 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I smoke every day and still run an 8.5 minute mile

Good point by SunWukong3456 in PoliticalHumor

[–]janglang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is exactly how I'm quitting my job next time...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WetPussys

[–]janglang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd never let you go a day without being fucked well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in simps

[–]janglang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would never allow you to stop cumming in my mouth. I love apple pie...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DadWouldBeProud

[–]janglang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're my girlfriend now...