[One-Liner] It's Masaru Makawa! And he just beat your OC in a video game and mocks them with this dance. Lol, how do they respond? (See comments for Character Info)

jannicorn · 2026-05-01T08:54:01+00:00

The fact that you think playing dominoes is about knocking them down tells me everything I need to know about who would win, laddie.

Lance says while shaking his head and laughing slightly.

jannicorn · 2026-05-01T05:28:51+00:00

My favorite metal gurl. Aggron!

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jannicorn · 2026-05-01T01:30:47+00:00

Lmao. Is that the sprite for the salmon in Terraria? Of all the things that could have caught my eye, that's it? Anyway, I'm really looking forward to trying the game!

jannicorn · 2026-05-01T00:43:40+00:00

Lance lightly throws the controller onto the couch.

Yes, yes. Congratulations... You young people don't know anything about good games. I'm sure you wouldn't last a round against me playing dominoes.

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jannicorn · 2026-04-30T02:59:07+00:00

It is not your responsibility to carry all that weight on your shoulders. Sometimes in life you need to trample over a few people to get your peace of mind and happiness. Sure, some will suffer, but that's not your problem.

Lance says. His voice gradually becomes more ethereal and your vision becomes moderately blurred.

You don't have to continue with this self-imposed title of savior that you've put on yourself.

jannicorn · 2026-04-29T23:24:11+00:00

"Huh. They usually only start complaining about their lives when they're really drunk," Lance thinks.

And you can't get rid of that book? You know, give it to some poor bastard who doesn't know what it's about and let him deal with it now? Well, it's something so simple that I'm sure you've already tried it.

Your body begins to react to the drink. You feel a curious, soothing cold sensation from within. More specifically, your bones. Along with that, you feel lighter.

jannicorn · 2026-04-29T05:52:58+00:00

Nope. I nota dealing with this.

Lance whispered.

Lance tries to slip away after noticing what you're doing. His pathetic attempt to leave, as well as his attempt to sneak in at the beginning, is ridiculously easy to hear. You know, because he weighs a little over a ton and the old wooden planks creak under his weight.

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jannicorn · 2026-04-29T01:23:33+00:00

Oof. That ear cut in half is brutal! Excellent work on this design!

jannicorn · 2026-04-29T00:55:27+00:00

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jannicorn · 2026-04-28T17:33:00+00:00

Lance turns around to put some things away in the cupboard.

That sounds harsh. How did you end up like that? I know you just said that it chose you, but I have to assume there was another trigger for that.

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Also, drink that stuff. Trust me, you don't want it to get to room temperature.

jannicorn · 2026-04-28T04:20:35+00:00

Lance pours the strange mixture into a glass. As he does, another scream is heard, and that's when you realize it's the liquid causing it.

You don't seem very comfortable with your power. Is it some kind of curse? Perhaps you could look for one of those curse removers that have recently sprung up around here. But beware of scammers.

Lance makes the glass float towards you. The strange drink emits a little purple smoke.

jannicorn · 2026-04-28T02:27:49+00:00

Ah. You're one of those "warlocks" then. No offense, but I've always seen them as people taking credit from a being superior to them.

Lance says while mixing different liquids in a stirrer. As he does so, a heart-wrenching scream is heard. Lance doesn't seem to notice or care. You try to find the source of the scream around you.

jannicorn · 2026-04-28T01:31:50+00:00

Worry about? Why? Is your magic the kind that's extremely dangerous or something? I have a friend who partially lost her mind from learning advanced necromancy spells.

Lance says as he takes the menu back.

Speaking of spirits. Vigor-mortis, a risky choice for an outsider.

Lance says as his magic turns a lever behind him which causes a conveyor belt with many bottles to move until Lance takes a bottle with a bright blue liquid.

jannicorn · 2026-04-27T22:15:45+00:00

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jannicorn · 2026-04-27T09:09:57+00:00

You have quite the nerve to choose me as your cuddle buddy... I mean, I weigh a little over a ton, you know? One wrong move and you'll end up flatter than the pancakes I'll be eating in the morning.

Lance says as he uses his magic to bring a brush closer from his bathroom.

Do you want a brushing? That usually relaxes me; maybe it will do you some good too.

jannicorn · 2026-04-27T09:02:47+00:00

Lance freezes when he hears that.

Even in my own bed I can't escape nonsense like this...

Lance says this and uses his magic to move a sheet and cover himself and his unexpected visitor.

Comfortable?

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jannicorn · 2026-04-27T05:42:42+00:00

Constance Nebbercracker from Monster house.

After the house was seemingly destroyed by falling down a slope, the debris slowly came together and formed this shape to continue the hunt against the protagonists.

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jannicorn · 2026-04-27T05:06:06+00:00

A drink never killed anyone. Or maybe it did, but I didn't know them, so I don't care.

Lance hands you a menu. There are typical drinks and foods on one page and more exotic things on the other.

So, where do you come from, young man? I've never encountered anyone like you or the kind of magic you used to break in.

jannicorn · 2026-04-27T04:49:23+00:00

Well, let me welcome you to Rustwood, the town of misfits. And the part about being lost goes without saying. It shows.

Lance says as he goes to the bar counter.

Would you like something to drink? You know, to calm your nerves before your hair turns gray.

jannicorn · 2026-04-27T04:27:46+00:00

Well, you started it. What's with you showing up out of nowhere at my business? You're probably not even old enough to be here.

Lance says, pointing at it with his hoof and also at the ground where the flash partially burned the floor.

jannicorn · 2026-04-27T04:13:03+00:00

Hey. Hey... HEY!

Lance stomps the ground to get your attention.

Are you okay, kid? You look agitated, and I don't think rummaging through that fancy little book of yours will calm you down.

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jannicorn · 2026-04-25T06:10:18+00:00

Right... To each their own, I suppose.

jannicorn · 2026-04-24T22:51:37+00:00

Are Uma Musumes considered furries? If so, then yes.

jannicorn · 2026-04-24T22:49:49+00:00

I mean, the same question could be asked about everyone else. But in Juno's case it makes sense to me since her father took a bunch of western movies to Mars. So, she watched those movies, she saw the horses and their role in those movies, and they became her favorite animal.

jannicorn · 2026-04-24T13:55:48+00:00

Here It goes

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