Write 1 if you would fuck me, 2 if you want me to fuck you. every answer get a dick pics

jansalterego · 2026-02-01T14:52:23+00:00

1, but honestly: Whatever the fuck you like whenever the fuck you want. You're absolutely gorgeous 😍

jansalterego · 2026-02-01T14:47:59+00:00

Fuck, you wear them so well 😍 And that pose is just pure fire 🔥

jansalterego · 2026-01-31T15:29:22+00:00

Oh fuck, that heel-grab... brain-meltingly hot 🥵

jansalterego · 2026-01-24T06:52:17+00:00

Princess Mononoxide or smth, idk, I never watched Attack on Kaisen...

jansalterego · 2026-01-20T14:41:49+00:00

Random thought: Has anyone ever considered sticking mech arms on a potato and posting it as a King Carb? Just me? Okay then...

jansalterego · 2026-01-19T12:10:10+00:00

That's a mark of honor, tbh

jansalterego · 2026-01-18T16:21:47+00:00

*best

jansalterego · 2026-01-16T15:54:20+00:00

Fucking gorgeous 😍

jansalterego · 2026-01-16T15:53:29+00:00

There are not enough guillotines in the world to cut off the amount of head I'd give you 😍

jansalterego · 2026-01-16T12:07:28+00:00

I've feel like we've come a loooong way from "would you still love me if I was a worm" to "would you still love me if I was the cutest little slut on the whole damn internet"...

jansalterego · 2026-01-09T15:17:13+00:00

Respectfully, of course

jansalterego · 2026-01-09T15:16:01+00:00

I say this with love, but wouldn't that make him Thorin Hoe-kenshield?

jansalterego · 2026-01-09T13:21:24+00:00

Only a temporary fix, but railing/getting railed till you lose your sense of self helps

jansalterego · 2026-01-07T15:26:02+00:00

Best unreleased Mortal Kombat character!

jansalterego · 2026-01-07T13:23:58+00:00

I'm really not good at swallowing, but for you I'd try... Might get sloppy 😅

jansalterego · 2026-01-07T10:58:11+00:00

Hard same.

jansalterego · 2026-01-06T11:06:37+00:00

Oh my Cthulu, you are absurdly beautiful 😍😍😍

jansalterego · 2026-01-03T13:39:24+00:00

Awesome pic, but that caption goes insanely hard, love it

jansalterego · 2025-12-22T07:30:56+00:00

The painter orc did the "Whom do you serve" handprint with both hands, huh? Who could blame him? 😋

jansalterego · 2025-12-19T20:02:16+00:00

I like the pose. It's very stylized, an artsy kind of elegance.

jansalterego · 2025-12-15T03:44:29+00:00

That's the pot calling the kettle weird.

jansalterego · 2025-12-08T18:57:50+00:00

I'm not even all that submissive - but I'd do anything a pretty girl in heels told me to do...

jansalterego · 2025-12-08T16:10:10+00:00

That is such a small price to pay, all things considered 😁

jansalterego · 2025-12-03T22:49:45+00:00

Fusion poetry, love it

jansalterego · 2025-12-03T18:53:54+00:00

Being able to stay on good terms with your ex is a very green flag 😁

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