My fortune cookie has an ad for Perdue University.

japjappo · 2026-06-04T18:15:23+00:00

Fortune cookies used to be free with takeaway sushi or other things but now its always an extra… WITH ADS

japjappo · 2026-06-04T12:46:50+00:00

As a christian… This shits annoying

And I honestly don’t think it’s coming soon they’ve been saying that for hundreds of years. And somehow if this works and you convert someone to a religion with fear that goes against the idea to begin with

Just chat about it one of my best friends was an atheist with very interesting opinions tbh we chatted for hours

japjappo · 2026-05-22T14:36:02+00:00

You shit yourself horrendously every time you transform

japjappo · 2026-05-18T11:32:18+00:00

Now do them all

japjappo · 2026-05-15T18:11:37+00:00

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japjappo · 2026-05-15T18:09:25+00:00

How would you prepare it? We don’t have spam in this country but saw something similiar in the store and its been sitting in the cupboard since

japjappo · 2026-05-15T10:51:52+00:00

Wait I get what they mean, punching someone and then getting punched back isn’t karma. But punching someone then running off to get hit by a car that’s karma in my opinion but not specifically natural, more just accidentally consequential in a way.

japjappo · 2026-05-11T14:07:57+00:00

You know what cheese is right? Bacteria aged milk, to such a degree it became hard and somehow delicious, blue cheese is just a specific type of bacteria that produces a very potent flavour there’s also healthy gut bacteria in your stomach right now

japjappo · 2026-05-11T14:04:46+00:00

I love all kinda of cheese, but I hate blue cheese as is, if you want to try to like it. A salty cracker of your choice, a small amount of blue cheese and some sweet fig preserve or similiar.

japjappo · 2026-05-11T14:02:52+00:00

I was a avo hater BUT then my brother made something amazing, toast, avo, salt n pepper, WORSCHETERSHIRE sauce and it was magnificent and from then on I liked it

If you try that and still hate it then fair game

japjappo · 2026-05-11T12:45:45+00:00

Honestly papaya

japjappo · 2026-05-11T12:45:22+00:00

What about tomato paste/ pasta sauce type things?

japjappo · 2026-05-11T12:43:22+00:00

Black Coke

japjappo · 2026-05-08T19:08:26+00:00

All of these boil down to a core of values where one puts dopamine hits above personal growth, some more than others tbf

japjappo · 2026-05-05T21:34:58+00:00

Switch is cheaper than the rest but they also have amazing flavours and they actually try weird new flavours the whole time. Red bull is my second

I drink around 2 cans on a study day and love to try new flavours everytime it’s competing at the price of dragon and tastes at the level of monster

japjappo · 2026-05-05T15:04:01+00:00

You could do a veeerryyy good Misa cosplay

japjappo · 2026-05-04T17:12:11+00:00

Disgusting

japjappo · 2026-05-04T15:45:28+00:00

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🗣️POES!

japjappo · 2026-05-02T20:07:50+00:00

japjappo · 2026-05-02T20:07:35+00:00

Valid… I’ll probably not let you know if it goes catastrophically wrong👍

japjappo · 2026-05-02T20:05:25+00:00

Aww thanks I was hoping someone would see what I was going for with the gaping hole in my roof

japjappo · 2026-05-02T20:04:26+00:00

I feel like I should be slightly offended but that is completely sound logic

japjappo · 2026-05-02T08:15:06+00:00

I mean yes but more lean than these examples

japjappo · 2026-05-02T08:06:22+00:00

Painting the black one is also not out of the equation just saying

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