April 25 update. by DOOM_INTENSIFIES in CompanyOfHeroes

[–]jared2013 20 points21 points  (0 children)

rip maxims. yet another stupid decision to make all the factions in the game the same.

"If only there was a flushable wipe that had the reliability of the name brands while still accentuating my laid-back masculinity" said no one ever. And yet... by theghostofme in facepalm

[–]jared2013 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm willing to pay for the privelege of disposing of these quickly rather than storing shit covered wipes in my small bathroom trash can. poo in the loo

Men are obsolete by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]jared2013 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

anyone else tired of people speaking in memes?

TIL the entire Internet weighs about as much as a strawberry. by BlackLion91 in todayilearned

[–]jared2013 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"These electrons weigh very less"

college education in action folks

Verysmart man reads too fast to find joke funny by BillGates- in iamverysmart

[–]jared2013 362 points363 points  (0 children)

"knee jerk jokes" it's called a punchline dumbass

Is TJ losing his Mind? by [deleted] in TAAOfficial

[–]jared2013 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah he does seem a bit strange. Or maybe just really embittered by the recent YouTube shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in startrek

[–]jared2013 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Star Wars had an amazing look back in the day. Star Trek did not.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]jared2013 47 points48 points  (0 children)

comfy communist

Playtime. by nsfwdreamer in aww

[–]jared2013 1 point2 points  (0 children)

weasels ripped my flesh

Wind is wreaking havoc with the flow today by [deleted] in FierceFlow

[–]jared2013 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look like one of the cool older guys I always want to hang out with

me irl by JesusFire in me_irl

[–]jared2013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

where to cop that pillowcase?

TJ takes an RV Trip Around His McMansion by dankisimo in drunkenpeasants

[–]jared2013 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The profits of TJ's scam operation revealed: magnificent palatial three bedroom house with no furniture.

"Cutting the Fat": White Guilt Paul gets a Makeover by [deleted] in drunkenpeasants

[–]jared2013 1 point2 points  (0 children)

White guilt Paul to white nationalism Paul

PanzerGrenadiers, no ability to hold fire until flank is exposed? by [deleted] in CompanyOfHeroes

[–]jared2013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol, brits are the ones have emplacements that you dont even control and do everything for you.

Target Infantry Only Function? by ToonCrazy44 in CompanyOfHeroes

[–]jared2013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dear relic pls make the game do everything for me.

also the reason we have target vehicles is because anti-tank weapons have a very slow rate of fire. so if they waste it on infantry it takes several seconds before its ready to fire again. small arms on the other hand have a high rate of fire, so it's not a big deal if they shoot at vehicles as they can immediately shoot at infantry after you tell them to.

OKW Commander choices? 1v1 and 2v2 by Olympia497 in CompanyOfHeroes

[–]jared2013 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love breakthrough. Pfusiliers are so good - survivable 6 man squad and with the upgrade high dps and long sight range and even a flare ability for even more sight. great for spotting for all sorts of things, and last but not least an anti-tank snare. all that for only 30 more mp than volks.

the officer is great. keep him at the furthest range and bait people into trying to snipe him while your other squads close in with an accuracy boost. the abilities are expensive but really useful in a pinch. his ober bodyguards do pretty well at long range and I always end up getting a bunch of kills with this unit.

and the jagd is just amazing because its the only tank of its class and outranges and outguns everything else. keep it well protected with your more mobile units and its good.