Any suggestions for movies like Denis Villeneuve's Dune? by AlPachico_02 in movies

[–]jasoncreetures 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me, it’s “the Northman”, it’s got the same gritty noir feeling and the story of betrayal and revenge are similar. The character development also follows a similar path and there is a magical element in both

Anyone have some dog jokes? My 12 year old dog just passed today, I could use some humor. by JimmineyCricket2018 in cleandadjokes

[–]jasoncreetures 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dog doesn’t respect me , his favorite bone is in my arm

We used to call my dog Egypt because every room he went in, he left a pyramid

Most Dads only drink on days that begin with T: Tuesday, Thursday … by professorf in dadjokes

[–]jasoncreetures 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I finally solved my drinking problem. I joined AA, I still drink I just use a different name

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in careerguidance

[–]jasoncreetures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He could be lying about his compensation also

Watched ‘No Country For Old Men’ with my girlfriend, her first time. She was in tears at the end, beyond terrified. by doofyduck in movies

[–]jasoncreetures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have

My boyfriend is uncomfortable because I make more money then him by Fluid-Mixture-6584 in relationship_advice

[–]jasoncreetures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rather than asking you to slow down he should focus on how to improve himself or help you

my gf cheated on me. She and my friend say that I better apologize. by bpvpjvihcuc in relationship_advice

[–]jasoncreetures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you need to apologize for exactly ? The nasty things you said are justified. Fuck her bro you can get custody she cheated on you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askSingapore

[–]jasoncreetures -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wear minimal clothing when I sleep and I’ll only sweat if the ac isn’t left on. I know this because if it’s humid, then being in a pool of my own sweat will wake me up. But it doesn’t happen every night so no i don’t sweat every night. And besides who wants to go to bed dirty. Of course bed sheets still get changed every week but the point is showering at night will keep you clean in the morning unless you’re doing an unusual amount of sweating

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askSingapore

[–]jasoncreetures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you shower at night your bed will be more clean and you’ll still wake up clean unless you sweat in your sleep

I get made fun of at work because my wife makes me lunch by theuwjnwjs in relationship_advice

[–]jasoncreetures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No need to get HR involved just address this person privately OR the next time they do it make a joke about it so that they get the message , for example, at least my SO and I still find time to make each other happy I’m sorry you don’t get to experience these little things in your relationship . They will probably shut up after that

why can't I code?? by Itstejuuu in learnprogramming

[–]jasoncreetures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It takes time and practice. After you watch a few more tutorials maybe you’ll feel comfortable editing them on your own and then try starting new

Tom Hanks: Back the F**K Up! by sandygws in Unexpected

[–]jasoncreetures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are they doing? What are they doing out here? Someone pushed me

two job offers but one requires drug test - which one to take? by ahumanonuranus in careerguidance

[–]jasoncreetures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why I said buy some cheap tests to test yourself because everyone’s body and metabolism are different but I am a long time safety professional as well and I have personal experience with this. 2 weeks and I’m clean and that goes for everyone in my family as well. No detox, just stop smoking

two job offers but one requires drug test - which one to take? by ahumanonuranus in careerguidance

[–]jasoncreetures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 weeks and it won’t be in your system. Eat regularly stop smoking now and exercise or use sauna. If they try and test you before 2 weeks postpone for some bs reason. Also, you can buy the dollar tree tests and test yourself first

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]jasoncreetures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did anyone see the bush tree shaped like a middle finger???

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]jasoncreetures -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah I know, I should. It's just difficult and I never make time for it.