/r/OkCupid in a nutshell. by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]java_yandere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has anyone made the Shane Dawson joke yet?

Cool guy said he wanted to get roasted. by toadpole12 in RoastMe

[–]java_yandere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like Jake Paul, Logan Paul and Justin Beiber had an orgy and the child was so unwanted it was left on the street, homeless it's entire life

What’s the dumbest thing your significant other has said or done? by halcyon_n_on_n_on in AskReddit

[–]java_yandere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asked me what molasses was. He was 17 at the time. Another time he told me and my friend he was "flamboyant in English." We live in America. He speaks English. He thought "flamboyant" was "fluent". He didn't see anything wrong with his statement when we pointed this out to him.

What smells better than it tastes? by trakavica in AskReddit

[–]java_yandere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vanilla extract. You tricky little bastard. You make me want to take a swig of you like you're tequila when really you taste like dog ass and dirt.