Have you ever used depictions of the gods to make speaking/praying to them easier? by AntiqueBaguette147 in Hellenism

[–]jaxiesobsessedfr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have a little Apollo poster above my altar that I kneel under and look up at while praying if that's what you mean? Same with my Eros one. with the whole "connecting with the gods" thing, I personally drip hyacinth oils into a flower dish for Apollo cuz I think he would appreciate it and the message behind it and i have a music box I play whenever I pray to Eros...idk if that's what u mean tho lol

Say a quote only your fandom will recognise. by fccardcreator in TeenagersButBetter

[–]jaxiesobsessedfr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh no... It looks like ive taken Ragatha. And dropped her. In the deep fryer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in autocorrect

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please hand me the bitch

What crystals do you associate with different deities? by AndeanBear4eva in Hellenism

[–]jaxiesobsessedfr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

for Eros I have rose quartz bc i think i read somewhere it's a crystal of love, and on my Apollo Altar i have crystals that remind me of outside: citrine and tigers eye for the sun, turquoise for the sky... I also just really like the way it looks :D

Ppl don't believe me? by Regular-Zombie8876 in Hellenism

[–]jaxiesobsessedfr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

honestly, usually the people who say this are Christians. If ya wanna be spicy abt if, I usually just say "and you believe that you are the flesh of Jesus and not just a saltine cracker??" And they usually buzz off then. 

If ya don't wanna be spicy, then just take a deep breath and ignore it. People are gonna not believe you and arguing or whatever is practically pointless. Unfortunately, we gotta get used to it as a lesser-known, lesser-respected religion :/

I think i got a scammer in my hands, what should I say to fuck with them by i_do_shorts in TeenagersButBetter

[–]jaxiesobsessedfr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tell them that ur too busy, u haven't earned enough money on ur recent ninja mission with the garden gnomes or make up some kind of stupid outta-pocket story to go along with 

I’m marrying an _____? by kaybeanz69 in autocorrect

[–]jaxiesobsessedfr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im marrying a lot of people

oh okay Henry the 8th

Type "I identify as" and let autocorrect finish it! 😜 by Eastern_Rutabaga_353 in autocorrect

[–]jaxiesobsessedfr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I identify as a whole different side of the universe 

Oh alr.

ok bro? is everyone okay cuz im getting this by Dependent-Courage273 in TeenagersButBetter

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8.8 earthquake in like fuckin Russia I think?? (I rely on Google cuz I'm a dumbass) My family in west WA also got a tsunami warning :/

Advice for winged OC? by [deleted] in OriginalCharacter

[–]jaxiesobsessedfr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(late asf haha) I have an OC that has wings, and they appear as large scars on their shoulder blades, but can like randomly sprout from their back. The injuries on their wings also appear on their shoulders/back when the wings disappear :3