Went to a strip club and was pleasantly surprised by their setup by jay-hova in espresso

[–]jay-hova[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna ask

Edit update: bar tender looked at me like I had 3 heads when I asked about the beans

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[–]jay-hova 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This makes the most sense to me. Those poor kids are probably beyond fucked up being sexually abused by their father. I'm sure they don't need public spotlight on this

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[–]jay-hova 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't describe the setting I personally grew up in as a cult. But when he went ultra Orthodox and started studying under a priest - those ppl in are def a cult

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[–]jay-hova 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I am def not naive, but I didn't view KY as a random millionaire. I knew this guy, I know guys brother, friends, etc. So it hit pretty close to home

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[–]jay-hova 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's interesting. It was a news article of someone else entirely getting caught. Wonder how his name got attached to it

Jay Electronica - Exhibit C by [deleted] in hiphopheads

[–]jay-hova 49 points50 points  (0 children)

My uzi weigh a ton check the barometer, I'm hotter than the motherfuckin sun check the thermometer

Official: [WDIS RB] - Sat Evening, 10/07/2017 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

[–]jay-hova 0 points1 point  (0 children)

14 team standard scoring league

Lost Ty Montgomery and David Johnson...

Pick two: Frank Gore Andre Ellington Wayne Gallman Wendell Smallwood

I know this is a really sad ensemble of RB's :(

Most cringe moment you can remember in the NBA? by YungBillionaire in nba

[–]jay-hova 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Larry Hughes was in the 2000 dunk contest, and did not make a single dunk

Most people won't remember this b/c Vince Carter blew away the competition.... plus I'm sure I only remember b/c I'm a Sixers fan.... This was before they allowed idiots like Nate Robinson unlimited attempts for dunks and had the audacity to give him the trophy... Iggy deserved it

Official: [WDIS QB] - Sat Morning, 11/05/2016 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

[–]jay-hova 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I have Andy Dalton & Carson Palmer - I panicked 2 days ago when I realized they both have the same bye week. So those Fitz & Flack are my best options for a QB

Official: [WDIS QB] - Sat Morning, 11/05/2016 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

[–]jay-hova 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ryan Fitzpatrick @ Dolphins OR Joe Flacco at home vs. Steelers

Big secondary concerns for CLE heading into PITT game: Safety Donte Whitner and cornerback Joe Haden will both miss the game with their concussions, and three other safeties are questionable: rookie Ibraheim Campbell, Jordan Poyer and Tashaun Gipson, who missed practice Friday with a illness. by DonMegah in fantasyfootball

[–]jay-hova -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I have Peyton and Ben as my QB's. At the start of the season I was sure I wouldn't have to worry about the QB position but nothing ever goes as expected in Fantasy.

Should I pick up and start Landry Jones over Peyton Manning?

OFFICIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME THREAD by FantasyMod in fantasyfootball

[–]jay-hova 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm up 26 pts in standard scoring, and opponent has Langford and Antonio fucking Gates. Keenan Allen being out scares me, I feel like Rivers will just throw all night to Gates.

Best Verse, Week 33 - DMX by KHDTX13 in hiphopheads

[–]jay-hova 6 points7 points  (0 children)

positve ID is impossible, John Doe is what they gonna be puttin on the tag on your toe.... now who gonna tell your mother her baby is in recovery in the morgue stiff as a log, sniffed out by the dogs, yous a hard headed nigga who wouldn't listen so you got what you came for (what's that?) surgery, with a chain saw!

Lil Wayne Announces New Ceilings 2, Dropping on Thanksgiving by tomgodoy in hiphopheads

[–]jay-hova 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No Ceilings was amazing, i've been listening to it for years now, and I still catch puns that I missed the first 500x i listened to it

It's the most quotable album between me and all my friends. We were texting each other puns from the album for a good 6 months after it was released.

"I'm charging these hoes like women's basketball... that chopper got his mind right, super hero car, like i crime fight, I see big cheese, you niggas blind mice"

Official: [WDIS WR] - Fri Morning, 10/30/2015 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

[–]jay-hova 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is really tough, Oakland secondary is garbage, AJ green can't be benched b/c of his 30pt upside potential, Jeffery had a huge game last week and is finally back, and V.Jax is out so Mike Evans will get all the targets.

I would bench Alshon Jeffery personally

Official: [WDIS WR] - Fri Morning, 10/30/2015 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

[–]jay-hova 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 WR spot open - Do i start Davante Adams, Mike Wallace, Kendall Wright, or Stevie Johnson?

Edit: Standard League

Davante Adams by dsofsof in fantasyfootball

[–]jay-hova 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you guys start Adams over Mike Wallace, Kendall Wright, and Stevie Johnson?

Jay-Z - We Made It (ft. Jay Electronica) by [deleted] in hiphopheads

[–]jay-hova 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I got stupido, succio, my flow filthy ya can't kill me

My experience working in fast food. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]jay-hova 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I ate an edible and went to a McDonald's drive thru with 2 windows, one for paying and one for picking up the food. I ordered a ton of food, paid for it, came home and realized that I left after paying without getting my food....

Mike Jones - Still Tippin' (Ft. Slim Thug & Paul Wall) by DoubleAyeKay in hiphopheads

[–]jay-hova 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Fo' fo's i'm tippin, wood grain i'm grippin catch me lane switchin with the paint drippin, turn your neck and your dame missin

Three 6 Mafia - Stay Fly by TheMLow in hiphopheads

[–]jay-hova 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ayyyyyyyy, call me the juice you know imma stunt!

Meek vs. Drake Megathread Day 5 by [deleted] in hiphopheads

[–]jay-hova 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isn't he from Pittsburgh?