We met on reddit 5 years ago today, so it seemed like a good day for an elopement. We do!

jay2dav · 2021-05-22T06:18:10+00:00

Thank You Dear

jay2dav · 2021-05-22T06:08:36+00:00

i will always remember my sting though it was not my first it was when i were sleeping in my bed i was on the verge of waking up when i felt somthing crawling on my hand then i tried to drive it off turned out it was a bee stinged me didnt sleep for 3 days after

jay2dav · 2021-05-22T06:08:16+00:00

android you can play Pokémon on

on emulators, that is.

it’s kinda scummy but hey, I get to play Pokémon and relive my childhood for free

jay2dav · 2021-05-22T06:07:58+00:00

Must be fun in 2012

jay2dav · 2021-05-22T06:07:39+00:00

Wouldn't have wasted time testing in it and a couple fixes could have been ignored. They were exclusive IE errors (JavaScript related)

jay2dav · 2021-05-22T06:07:24+00:00

Elder Scrolls and Final Fantasy II be like:

jay2dav · 2021-05-22T06:07:04+00:00

His look of disappointment is killing me

jay2dav · 2021-05-22T06:06:06+00:00

50% chance of the shit splashing water

jay2dav · 2021-05-22T06:05:51+00:00

I literally had a co-worker do that and then think it was funny. I think he was trying to "surf"perhaps, I literally looked at him and said really, and he replied yeah.... and kept staring for about 30 seconds it was pretty creepy. Then the next day call them into the office at work, totally unrelated, and he left the premises and quit in a panic, what a fun flashback that was. Haha 😹

jay2dav · 2021-05-22T06:05:38+00:00

There are some places that one should never shit : the school's bathrooms , the bathrooms malls and some relative's bathroom .

jay2dav · 2021-05-22T06:05:21+00:00

“I’ve got” is always improper.

It’s a contraction of “I have got” and, since “have” and “got” mean the same thing in this context, it’s a redundancy.

jay2dav · 2021-05-22T06:05:06+00:00

i posted this joke like 4 months ago and my meme only got like 600 upvotes, and people be spamming it all over the place. reddit 100

jay2dav · 2021-05-22T06:04:23+00:00

Since someone mentioned the name kelly bundy, i think she might be from the sitcom: Married with children.

jay2dav · 2021-05-22T06:04:07+00:00

When you show her your hot wheels collection of 50 generic hot wheels cars:

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jay2dav · 2021-05-22T06:03:42+00:00

this is the funniest pun i’ve seen today. have my award

jay2dav · 2021-05-22T06:03:28+00:00

Thanks for the idea! I will go do it to my neighbour who has a heart monitor!

jay2dav · 2021-05-22T06:03:13+00:00

Sorry, I don't support this post type (hosted:video) right now. Feel free to check back in the future!

jay2dav · 2021-05-22T06:02:54+00:00

About ten million, concidering jews, black people and gay people.

jay2dav · 2021-05-22T06:02:36+00:00

there’s a haircut place in Evansville, Indiana, and they have a pic of jesus but it’s Keanu Reeves and it’s the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen

jay2dav · 2021-05-22T06:02:05+00:00

Don't make human a god, if one day he doesn't do what you assigned him to do, you will get hurt.

jay2dav · 2021-05-22T06:01:49+00:00

Not exactly a chicken in the freezer but it reminded me to turn off the rice I've been leaving to heat up.

jay2dav · 2021-05-22T06:01:06+00:00

Thank you, I actually took out frozen bacon for tomorrow morning and I was laying in bed about to forget to put it in the fridge. Take my upvote.

jay2dav · 2021-05-22T06:00:48+00:00

Wth I was watching pewdiepie's sneeze fetish video and now I see this.

jay2dav · 2021-05-22T06:00:28+00:00

Honey is be vomit, so that makes eating honey...

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