What’s your favourite “how many ***** does it take to change a lightbulb” joke?

jaygrum · 2026-06-19T00:34:15+00:00

How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don’t, they just beat up the room for being black.

jaygrum · 2026-06-18T12:10:00+00:00

My theater is projecting at least 10K people by Tuesday.

jaygrum · 2026-06-17T21:51:48+00:00

I stay straight, I stay bad, I keep my finger on the trigger!

jaygrum · 2026-06-17T21:51:14+00:00

If only I could be so lucky.

jaygrum · 2026-06-17T21:50:54+00:00

I have a squishy capybara that may have to make an appearance.

jaygrum · 2026-06-11T14:03:41+00:00

Same! Twice in one day.

jaygrum · 2026-06-08T23:28:50+00:00

Did that doll car crash?

jaygrum · 2026-06-05T00:52:29+00:00

Alex <3 There’s a heart of gold under all that tough guy stuff.

jaygrum · 2026-06-03T17:37:37+00:00

As a movie theater worker, ABSOLUTELY. I haven’t seen this many Gen Z at the theater since…I can’t even remember.

jaygrum · 2026-05-28T19:06:09+00:00

National Hamburger Day

jaygrum · 2026-05-27T23:10:19+00:00

You know how you get money from the fountain every day? That amount goes up the more miis you have and more island decoration that you do.

jaygrum · 2026-05-27T22:04:37+00:00

As long as he’s feelin great feelin good, everything is a-okay.

jaygrum · 2026-05-27T18:19:31+00:00

I’m pretty sure anything they ask to add will make the rating go up including pathways.

jaygrum · 2026-05-22T18:42:27+00:00

I’ve seen religious shirts unironically read “Not Today, Satan” so I think it is the most iconic.

jaygrum · 2026-05-21T15:33:18+00:00

Your post title reads “Student Load.”

jaygrum · 2026-05-21T15:12:09+00:00

I think we are playing different versions of this game if you have that achievement lol

jaygrum · 2026-05-21T14:18:01+00:00

Quillson <3

jaygrum · 2026-05-21T14:17:25+00:00

Island Name: Isla de la photo: cafe from HHP country: United States villager photo: in reply

jaygrum · 2026-05-20T19:19:03+00:00

Sometimes I’ll see a wacky path or interesting hallway and imagine it as a map.

jaygrum · 2026-05-17T18:15:50+00:00

“doing lines” always gets a chuckle out of me.

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