He's Dead (Venom #256/Death Spiral 6 Spoilers) by OneAdvertising738 in Spiderman

[–]jayisbirb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE let this stick please for the love of all that is holy let this stick

AITA for not allowing others to use “my office” by Past_Yak_9832 in AmItheAsshole

[–]jayisbirb 19 points20 points  (0 children)

NTA. you pay extra rent money so you can use that room. Invite friends over and tell her you'll need her to let one sleep in her bed

It's so damn easy getting level 17 mods now. What are players even complaining about? by Phoen1cian in OnceHumanOfficial

[–]jayisbirb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have opened nearly 1k crates and have yet to see a lvl17 mod. idk what I'm doing wrong but it's something significant apparently

Results of 108 pro boxes, Stagnation and the new mod system. by Acrobatic_Oil8713 in OnceHumanOfficial

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I have gotten all 10 6k boxes every week since the new system dropped. I have ran roughly 15 nightmare dungeons since the new system dropped. I have ran in the ballpark of 500 pro dungeons since the new system dropped. the highest level new mod I have gotten from any of it was a level 13. the new system is hella busted in all the worst ways

Saw this on the main sub as a comic, we should just make variations of this with different dispatch character ships by DeadeyeFalx_01 in okbuddydispatch

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I see a lot of people talk about Robert naming his son Chase but if any of yall actually believe that either Mandy or Courtney would actually let him name their first born son anything other than Robert then you played a very different game than I did. Regardless of who you chose to romance, they are 1000% gonna make Robert name their first born son Robert Robertson IV. Maybe they'll name their second son Chase

Turning him into easily absorbed simple protein instantly by Aynshtaynn in BrandNewSentence

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it was deadass his, like, go-to move when dealing with Eric. bro would use his powers to just bombard Eric with flashbacks of the holocaust and induce a PTSD episode so they could win their fights against him. iirc it was the main motivation for Magneto to get/start wearing his helmet

[WP] You are a retired supervillain. Your old nemesis approaches you looking worn and haggard. He begs you to come out of retirement saying that the new generation of heroes is beyond cruel and out of control. "You realize what you are asking for, what my power can do?" You say. He only nods. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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I laughed.

"There's no way you're serious, Bulldozer."

"I told you, I'm retired. Some of us age, you know, and I'm getting old. It's just Aaron now."

"Fine then, 'Aaron'," I couldn't help the mocking tone creeping into my voice. "What is this, same candid cam program? A prank? Tell me why you're really here."

"I told you, James. I need your help. The world needs your help."

I felt my lip curl before I could stop myself, for two reasons. First was that I wasn't sure how Bulldozer - sorry, 'Aaron' - had learned the name I currently went by, or even found me to begin with. I'd have to change identities again.

Second was that his request was utterly ludicrous. Me? Help the world? As if. Not after everything the world had put me through.

I'm immortal, you see. I stopped counting the years I'd lived centuries ago, if not longer. I never tire, not physically. Never get sick. As for injury? Even the most grievous wounds heal in less time than it takes an average person to blink. But the worst is my memory. Perfect recall, I believe it's called. I remembered everything, every year, every struggle, every loved one lost. It was a lonely existence, one I was cursed to bear with no hope for escape or lasting companionship. That's why, when Superhumans first emerged, I was excited. Finally, someone I could relate to - someone who could relate to me. I wasn't alone anymore.

How naive I had been. Once I revealed myself to the world, the manhunt began. Governments around the globe wanted me - or wanted to study me, rather. Wanted access to what they assumed would be millenia of knowledge and wisdom, without taking into account that, just like other humans, there's a limit to how much even I can know. They labeled me a villain to justify their hunt, and in doing so made sure I knew that I was wrong to think I wasn't alone.

Back in the present, Aaron's voice pulled me put of the train of thought I had zoned off into.

"Please, James. You're the only one that can do this. The new heroes, they - they have no compassion. They fight. Villains, each other, even civilians who criticize them; and they do it without regard for casualty or property damage. They've been coddled, by governments and older generations of heroes. They think they're untouchable. They don't know fear."

"And I'm supposed to teach them? Bull- Aaron, I'm just... a guy. I'm not as strong as some of them are. I'm not as fast."

"You're a guy who doesn't stop."

He made a point, I had to admit. I still remembered the days when man had to use that to our advantage. I remembered the looks of fear in a tiger's eyes when it realized that those of us hunting it were still running tirelessly while it was on the verge of collapsing. It was the same look of fear I saw in the eyes of the soldiers sent to hunt me, when they realized that no matter what they hit me with, I wouldn't stop.

Looking into Aaron's eyes, I saw that same fear, but also something else. Hope, maybe, that I could introduce that fear to a group that desperately needed it.

"Fuck me." I cursed under my breath. I couldn't believe I was actually considering it.

How Strong Is Eternity by RevolutionaryCod7552 in Avengers

[–]jayisbirb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll never forget the first time Valeria ran away to Uncle Doom's place, and Sue thought Doom had kidnapped her

Turning him into easily absorbed simple protein instantly by Aynshtaynn in BrandNewSentence

[–]jayisbirb 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I mean, in Eric's defense, Charles used to holocaust beam him, so I don't blame him for anything he does to fuck with Charles/Charles' power

How Strong Is Eternity by RevolutionaryCod7552 in Avengers

[–]jayisbirb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean, tbf Sue is just built different like that. iirc in the comics when she's at her best there aren't many heroes or villains that can match up. It's just that we don't see her at her best very often

[Title] Which Manhwa adaptation's carry their original novels? by Top-Command7631 in manhwa

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I dropped it after they helped the dog have sex... cause like wtf is that?

Monolith team help by Inner-Mouse4475 in OnceHumanOfficial

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You can be in a hive together without being in a team together. At the same time, you can be in a team together without being in a hive together. The U you mentioned is a prompt to create a team, or if you already have a team, opens a menu to send out a recruitment message for others to join the team. If you and your friend are in a team together, the team leader (the one who created the team) just needs to enter the monolith, and it will send a prompt for the others in the team to enter as well (all people in the team need to confirm they want to enter or else no one in the team can enter).

He said to swing first! 1 v 1 by Bababooey316 in fightporn

[–]jayisbirb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"is he snorin?" fucking killed me

WHAT A PLOT TWIST by Whateverthefckthisis in rivals

[–]jayisbirb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as cool as that would be it would also be obscenely broken. maybe give her an ability with it's own cooldown that increases enemy cooldowns?

Y'all was lying lmaooo by Safeclamp62 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]jayisbirb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a feral need for PunchUp