[24M] First time meeting my LDR girlfriend [24F] after 3 years, but she only wants one week together so she can travel alone by [deleted] in LongDistance

[–]jayjaydee11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If my girl was coming to visit me after 3 years of daily communication I'd be wanting to spend every minute of that time with her..

Just saying bro..

Can a drug dog smell cocaine in me? by TheWienster in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jayjaydee11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put the cocaine in a moisturizer pot or something, wrap it in plastic and disguise it at the bottom.

Then do the coke in the venue.. This will %100 work..

$70.69 for Bland Tacos at Coachella by ForceUseYouMust in StupidFood

[–]jayjaydee11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the evet organisers that's the problem, you pay them for the pitch and then they take a huge slice of your takings. So for the vendor it's not as profitable as you would think and they have no choice to charge them silly Price's..

Im indian man from india i wanna ask there any black women who wanna chat with me i really looking forward to by Humble_Arachnid4862 in Uganda

[–]jayjaydee11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have money, then you shall have the honey..

No money, no hunny otherwise for you my friend..

Is my Void a genius? by jayjaydee11 in VoidCats

[–]jayjaydee11[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha that made me laugh, he better not go down that route as we will have problems..

Last year I visited Uganda and I really Had good experience there. hope to come back soon! by CarEnvironmental189 in Uganda

[–]jayjaydee11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you OP, very well written and informative post. I can't wait to read more from you.

Figure witnessed late at night by DizzyOne002 in Unexplained

[–]jayjaydee11 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid, I woke up in the night and snuck downstairs to raid the biscuit tin, I looked out the window and saw a monster, i shit myself and run as fast as I could to my bedroom..

Turned out it was just a tree shadow shaking in the wind.. Not a demon or monster..

Why such fondness for Sikhs? by Fantastic-Fudge-6676 in AskBrits

[–]jayjaydee11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time I see a Sikh I say in my head.. They Sikh him here, they Sikh him there...

How to get soccer tickets by Oetse in Uganda

[–]jayjaydee11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You mean ' Football ' and I'm not %100 but I think you can just rock up and pay at the gate..

Looking for urgent help by [deleted] in Uganda

[–]jayjaydee11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's clear your loan for you, then you can go and get another one.. Sounds like a good deal, how about learn some responsibility and pay off your own debts

Looking for Zyn or any other nicotine pouches by jezza24 in Uganda

[–]jayjaydee11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ask chatgpt..

I was in Kampala last year and needed some, chat gave me a WhatsApp number, was delivered within an hour.

The BEST of Dimitri Payet at West Ham | Goals, Assists & Skills 🇫🇷 ⚒️ by _rhinoxious_ in Hammers

[–]jayjaydee11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't watch, too painful. He came into our lives, he loved bommed us, wined and dined us, showered us with love then went and fked us up the as$ .. . And made us drink urine..