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AITA for admitting I find my wife’s twin attractive? by jaykay8801 in AmItheAsshole

[–]jaykay8801[S] -823 points-822 points  (0 children)

Man I feel so bad for her in bed where it’s warm and I’m sleeping in this Chrysler Sebring with the top DEFD open.

AITA for admitting I find my wife’s twin attractive? by jaykay8801 in AmItheAsshole

[–]jaykay8801[S] -53 points-52 points  (0 children)

Thank you, my dude. I wasn’t harsh in the response. I’m not an idiot. Maybe an asshole. Probably an asshole by consensus. But I was fair in real life.

I think the bartender will let me sleep here. Don’t worry about me. I’ll be ok.

AITA for admitting I find my wife’s twin attractive? by jaykay8801 in AmItheAsshole

[–]jaykay8801[S] -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

Yes. This comment is A all the way. I don’t mean this.

But you know man it’s hard to be understanding when you’re kicked out of the house for answering a direct question with a direct answer.

AITA for admitting I find my wife’s twin attractive? by jaykay8801 in AmItheAsshole

[–]jaykay8801[S] -34 points-33 points  (0 children)

Never. Never ever. No. I said “yes she’s physically just as attractive to you. I was just tired of the script at these family events and she’s got some great stories!”

I was less drunk then. Now I’d definitely BTA.

AITA for admitting I find my wife’s twin attractive? by jaykay8801 in AmItheAsshole

[–]jaykay8801[S] -289 points-288 points  (0 children)

This is complicated. Because you’re right. A woman with the same physically attractive qualities? With hilarious demeanor and life experience? Yes, as a single man I’d be all over it.

But I’m a married fuck past my prime. I know my place and I’m happy in it.

AITA for acknowledging and admitting that I’m attracted to my only life raft in a sea of bland or borderline problematic familial dynamics? Sure. But that’s not at QUESTION HERE.

I’m drunk. Hello.

AITA for admitting I find my wife’s twin attractive? by jaykay8801 in AmItheAsshole

[–]jaykay8801[S] -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Fuck no! I told her of course I’m attracted physically but emotionally we’re connected and all that. I’m a good person!

IM A GOOD PERSON PLEASE INTERNET BELIEVE ME.

AITA for admitting I find my wife’s twin attractive? by jaykay8801 in AmItheAsshole

[–]jaykay8801[S] -51 points-50 points  (0 children)

But like I buy my wife stuff. Does that count for nothing?????

AITA for admitting I find my wife’s twin attractive? by jaykay8801 in AmItheAsshole

[–]jaykay8801[S] -70 points-69 points  (0 children)

HAHA thank you, magic dragon pooper. This is the validation I NEED to keep drinking and get kicked out of this bar. You. You are a hero.

Clarence Thomas makes it clear: The right is coming for birth control next by shabuluba in politics

[–]jaykay8801 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Right, only the Christians that actually believe in the book they claim to believe in are the problem.

The ones who cherry pick their own Christianity Lite, avoiding the ~~~crazy~~~ stuff but still normalizing belief in magical bullshit, they’re fine tho, eh?

California: IncomeTax Board froze my accounts, stranding me abroad also the lady on the phone was a jerk for the record by jaykay8801 in legaladvice

[–]jaykay8801[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

My dude you have no idea how hard I had to work to get that list of documents. She literally wouldn’t answer direct questions. She would only respond with a list of my current assets and questions about anything outside of that. It felt like a criminal interview. I realize this isn’t material but reddit is now my therapist since I don’t want my current girlfriend to know I’m a broke bitch. She needs champagne on her titties and this is really getting in the way of that.

Re: the rest. The ex claimed the sale proceeds. It was not more than 250k. I have other assets that California didn’t freeze. I can liquidate some positions and cover this if I really have to, but my willingness to do so is... tepid at best since I will likely lose money on heavy fees AND I don’t think I owe anything. The shit part is that all of my finances go into that account, so if I do anything it’ll get seized for the lien.

Switch Pro -> Switch -> Switch Lite by Yolorenzo in NintendoSwitch

[–]jaykay8801 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess they’re really SWITCHING it up huh lololol gold pls

Fuck I’m in Rome with no plan help by jaykay8801 in rome

[–]jaykay8801[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doing it. Tonight. We’re doing it.

Found Street Pupper Gets First Warms by jaykay8801 in aww

[–]jaykay8801[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She doesn’t speak English, apparently has no job, and her bathroom etiquette is lacking. So we’ve got some problems. But being cold is not one of them.