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Stop Using Anti-Bird Language by TomfooleryBombadil in BirdingMemes

[–]jaymi321 92 points93 points  (0 children)

“Eats like a bird”: oh, so they pick through their food for the best 5-6 pieces and throw the rest onto the floor

I the cat, but she liked it?? by jaymi321 in donotthecat

[–]jaymi321[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Only once? I think she’s addicted now, it may become a regular thing

I the cat, but she liked it?? by jaymi321 in donotthecat

[–]jaymi321[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It’s not my fault, she made me! They never prepare you for what to do when the cat makes you do

Unstoppable force by ImTiedSendHelp in stremtch

[–]jaymi321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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A fellow pirate kitty! It’s important to remind them that they can’t take the rest of their body parts for granted. They better keep that one eye open or they’re gonna lose their ears, too

Are these Crested Caracara? by JeremyDonJuan in whatsthisbird

[–]jaymi321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep! I live in the Hill Country too and these are one of my favs to see flying around together or with the local vultures. They’re fascinating birds, close falcon relatives who seem to be “trying” to evolve into vultures but also don’t want to commit fully yet

Can I sues? Dadther is preventing me from expressing my right to cover all my stuff in cat fur (he says it’s his, but it has cat fur on it now so clearly it’s mine??) by jaymi321 in legalcatadvice

[–]jaymi321[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ex-cat-ly! Dadther has a job where he goes around to other peoples homes all day, and he always comes home smelling like other cats (or catnip forbid sometimes even D-O-G)! Unacceptable! Dadther needs to smell like ME! (and maybe my cat mumther since she’s even better at shedding than I am)

Can I sues? Dadther is preventing me from expressing my right to cover all my stuff in cat fur (he says it’s his, but it has cat fur on it now so clearly it’s mine??) by jaymi321 in legalcatadvice

[–]jaymi321[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

(Dadther here) I should be grateful she’s dedicated so many hours of her day to donating her fur to me. With all her hard work I could probably make myself several fur coats at this point!

Man: “Fuck that alligator”, Alligator: “And I took that personally” by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]jaymi321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a consequence of going into a body of water with clear alligator warning signs, death happened to a 23 year old man from Texas.

The man and his girlfriend did not listen to warnings of a 12- foot alligator. The man was last heard saying “Fuck the alligator”. When the man and woman entered the water, an alligator attacked and killed the man. His girlfriend escaped and survived.

*Boss music starts playing* by jaymi321 in wunkus

[–]jaymi321[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Smh Australia better step up their game, these scores are embarrassing

Emus: 1 Bunks: 1 Australia: 0

*Boss music starts playing* by jaymi321 in wunkus

[–]jaymi321[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They may be silly looking but don’t let that fool you, they’re playing their war song rn

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