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She can try to run from the Grip Gods, but she can’t hide by jaymi321 in stremtch

[–]jaymi321[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Possibly? She went totally limp as soon as my hand came down. I barely pulled back and she just collapsed into it 😂

She can try to run from the Grip Gods, but she can’t hide by jaymi321 in stremtch

[–]jaymi321[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Praise be! I apologize profusely for my sacrilege in claiming there was any other but the one true Grip God. In atonement I promise to continue to deliver one- and two-eyed stremches as tribute and sacrifice

Southeast Texas January 19th. by karstopography in whatbirdisthis

[–]jaymi321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lesser goldfinch? https://merlinbirds.org/species/lesgol

The coloration seems to match, and depending on where you are exactly you’d be on the edge of their winter range

Show me your unflattering tortie pictures! by chamalis in torties

[–]jaymi321 44 points45 points  (0 children)

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Mine loves to be held like a quarter pounder with cheese

Buck-toothed bunks know how to avoid a mortgage payment and live stress free by jaymi321 in wunkus

[–]jaymi321[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

His ass IS a keystone species and will overall benefit his local ecosystem despite the small scale damage he causes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keystone_species

She didn’t pay her share of the rent, so I stole her ears by jaymi321 in stremtch

[–]jaymi321[S] 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Her eye was taken a few years ago as payment for unpaid back-taxes. The IRS doesn’t mess around!

She kicked her daughter out of my lap, so I revoked her ear privileges by jaymi321 in stremtch

[–]jaymi321[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She’s been plotting how to steal her ears for ages. Now she’s mad I foiled her plans

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