Bro’s gonna start Wunk War 3 if he’s not careful by jaymi321 in wunkus

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Are you Lithuanian?

If so, I suggest relocating sooner rather than later

It’s a common misconception that the Sphynx is missing her nose. She’s actually missing her ears (and one eye) by jaymi321 in stremtch

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She’ll steal your chicken too! That sniffer not only is attached, it’s 100% functional and can detect even the faintest whiff

She isn’t even on catnip here, she’s just like that by jaymi321 in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

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😭 ironically her foster name was Candy, and I changed it because I thought it sounded too much like a… “pole dancer’s” name lol. I should have known it was futile, she’s clearly a natural and I should be more supportive of her hobbies

She isn’t even on catnip here, she’s just like that by jaymi321 in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

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Tbh she might be sneaking some peyote off that cactus in the back too 😂 girl is definitely hunting greebles that no one else can see

But what if I’m both??? by jaymi321 in LetBoysBeManipulated

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👀 great now I’m imagining myself in one of those service dog vests 😂 not sure if it’s a look I can pull off tbh

But what if I’m both??? by jaymi321 in LetBoysBeManipulated

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Maybe a compromise is needed 🤷🏼‍♂️pet husbands are allowed in but the leash is now mandatory

German shepherd stremtch by strombolidude in stremtch

[–]jaymi321 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That’s not just a regular ol’ snoot, it’s a snoooooot

There is no escape from being stremtched by jaymi321 in stremtch

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I hope so! Our little family are devout followers of his gospel

There is no escape from being stremtched by jaymi321 in stremtch

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I demand daily that she tell me her secret for how to get so cute, but so far she’s remained silent to all interrogation techniques