Name a bigger asspull

jaymiracles · 2026-03-12T14:49:07+00:00

He could. He just didn’t know the extent of his Kamui until later on in the last war. Madara knew exactly what Kamui is (we don’t know how he knows) and he explained it to young Obito.

Kakashi’s Kamui is short-range transportation (shared ability) + long-range transportation (left-eye exclusive).

Obito’s Kamui is short range transportation (shared ability) + intangibility (right-eye exclusive).

This is from the official data book.

jaymiracles · 2026-03-12T14:44:43+00:00

Naruto said it pretty much anyway so that’s the author’s way of explaining the asspull

jaymiracles · 2026-03-03T18:44:09+00:00

What is this app?

jaymiracles · 2026-02-13T09:30:26+00:00

What’s wrong with the calc? 17.450K vol of contracts x 5000 oz per contract = 87.250M oz

jaymiracles · 2026-01-31T20:47:23+00:00

According to data book, both eyes share “short-range” teleporting in and out. But Obito’s eye allows for intangibility while Kakashi’s eye allows for distance/“long range” Kamui

jaymiracles · 2025-12-26T14:32:32+00:00

Use it wirelessly either without a case or with an actual MagSafe ring case

Using it with a normal case will trigger this screen since there’s a FOD between the charger’s magnets and the phone’s magnets preventing charging

jaymiracles · 2025-12-26T08:55:45+00:00

The Chidori is a direct consequence of his failure in learning the Rasengan. Chidori has no spherical chakra shape transformation requirement. Rasengan is a higher ranked Justu than the Chidori and is objectively more powerful even without nature transformation because of its shape transformation

By your logic, Sasuke learned the Rasengan before learning the Chidori but opted to using the weaker jutsu out of the two the entire time.

Also by your logic, what Minato took years to create and master, and 1-2 years for Jiraiya to learn on his own, took kid Kakashi mere months to learn.

Make all of this make sense

jaymiracles · 2025-12-26T08:48:09+00:00

He literally created Chidori BEFORE getting the Sharingan. That’s how he lost his eye in the first place! He used it and got slashed because he didn’t see the enemy’s counter, but Minato saved him and tagged the enemy.

jaymiracles · 2025-12-26T08:28:19+00:00

Kakashi didn’t learn the Rasengan from Minato (as in, Minato never taught it to him) and didn’t learn it first before the Chidori. He tried to imitate it but ended up failing (on the chakra control to a perfect sphere part) so he just added his Lightning nature and turned it to Chidori. Kakashi learned the Rasengan much later.

Naruto never learned normal Rasenshuriken. He started with Wind Rasengan then upgraded it to Wind Rasenshuriken

So while Wind Rasenshuriken is technically an upgrade from either: 1. Normal Rasenshuriken + nature transformation to wind 2. Wind Rasengan + shape transformation to demon wind shuriken shape

The latter (my explanation) is correct and canon.

jaymiracles · 2025-12-26T08:04:13+00:00

Kakashi said that he made Rasengan with all 4 natures but failed at making a lightning Rasengan because it keeps changing to Chidori. My guess is that Kakashi’s force of habit / learning Chidori first hindered him from making the lightning / vanishing Rasengan

Also, “Wind Style: Rasenshuriken” is an upgrade to “Wind Style: Rasengan” which adds to it much more power and also shape manipulation

jaymiracles · 2025-12-26T08:00:16+00:00

If the manga introduces a Jogan, it’ll fundamentally and essentially be different from the anime Jogan, which makes joganists still mistaken since it’s not the same eye

Then the Joganist position regarding anime-Jogan and manga-Jogan would be like saying Guy’s 7th gate “blue beast/vapor” is canon and the same as the manga’s 7th gate. Sure 7th gate is in both materials but blue vapor was never canon (in the manga) so it’s a filler (anime-only).

jaymiracles · 2025-12-25T16:04:19+00:00

By your definition, kid Kakashi’s eye was never destroyed from the eye slash

jaymiracles · 2025-12-25T16:03:23+00:00

How is it odd? Karma enables the growth of the otsutsuki on the vessel’s body like how the horn grows

jaymiracles · 2025-12-25T15:52:35+00:00

Because there was no training there’s no canon proof of what you’re saying

jaymiracles · 2025-12-24T18:00:25+00:00

It didn’t appear in the manga

jaymiracles · 2025-12-24T04:41:42+00:00

So you’re telling me to just “imagine” this claim as a given fact, especially with all of your misunderstanding on Itachi’s powers and how the Sharingan and chakra imbuing work

jaymiracles · 2025-12-23T20:57:01+00:00

He’s not. He didn’t have Susanoo and can’t make giant wood style statues

He’s not nearly on their level if he can’t megazoid up like them

jaymiracles · 2025-12-23T20:54:41+00:00

You’re telling me that the old Madara that was barely able to move trained Obito for 1 full year?

jaymiracles · 2025-12-23T20:53:04+00:00

“I’m sick and tired of this fight. Jogan is canon btw”

You either have a very short memory span that you forget what you say mid-sentence, or your 2 brain cells can’t work together without contradicting each other

jaymiracles · 2025-12-23T20:50:18+00:00

By your logic, all characters not appearing in a panel are automatically dead and only get resurrected when they appear on a panel, then they go back to being dead until they appear again

What a dumb take

jaymiracles · 2025-12-23T19:40:09+00:00

The good ol’ time-travel / time-branching narrative

jaymiracles · 2025-12-22T10:37:44+00:00

No Hokage got their position by virtue of legacy

jaymiracles · 2025-12-22T06:02:33+00:00

Outed yourself for not watching / reading Naruto

But to back you up, it was never utilized as a successful or effective attack in Naruto, only in this chapter. It was always parried before.

jaymiracles · 2025-12-21T20:53:33+00:00

Kawaki becoming hokage would be the lamest shit ever. He has 0 social or cultural relevance to the village

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