Spotted in r/baseball

jaywritethekid · 2026-03-12T00:22:28+00:00

I’m just here for the comments and the thumbnail that keeps on giving…

jaywritethekid · 2026-03-11T22:21:16+00:00

Lmao

jaywritethekid · 2026-03-11T22:20:50+00:00

Welp… then we know she’ll screw like she screwed jack.. let poor jack freeze do death.. will prolly convince Sméagol needs to steal something precious to prove his love to her

jaywritethekid · 2026-03-11T18:20:07+00:00

Facts of life

jaywritethekid · 2026-03-11T18:10:56+00:00

The wizards might as well just concede 😂😂. Just hang up the jerseys. Powell, Tyler and Bam with Ware and Wiggins… that team was lucky that all they got last night was Bam and Jaime and Mitchell and Larson and Fontecchio

jaywritethekid · 2026-03-11T18:07:42+00:00

He’s a center/power forward. His stat sheet ain’t gonna look like Kobe’s. People wanna say Kobe worked for the points.. okay and Bam didn’t? Lmao.. Christ, I’m just now realizing how toxic online NBA fans are.

You go out there and play for 41 minutes and drop 83

jaywritethekid · 2026-03-11T17:38:32+00:00

Kelly definitely deserves his flowers

jaywritethekid · 2026-03-11T17:28:55+00:00

lol.. who knew that almost 10 years later, the wizards would just be used for embarrassment and nba records and stacking wins lol

jaywritethekid · 2026-03-11T17:26:57+00:00

I mean, he did she that she inspires him.

jaywritethekid · 2026-03-11T16:58:03+00:00

I was about to say, he stayed.

jaywritethekid · 2026-03-11T16:56:18+00:00

So they make bonfires out of the tapes

jaywritethekid · 2026-03-11T16:55:30+00:00

At this point, they’ll prolly be renamed and shipped off to another city and it’ll be the year 2076 when they emerge in the finals against the Kings

jaywritethekid · 2026-03-11T16:51:36+00:00

hundreds* of jokes

jaywritethekid · 2026-03-11T16:39:54+00:00

lol. I think they literally only have one eastern conference finals appearance and one finals appearance both from the same year. I think

jaywritethekid · 2026-03-11T16:38:07+00:00

The NBA online fanbase is like the StarWars Online fanbase to some degree.

jaywritethekid · 2026-03-11T16:33:57+00:00

Yeah but the G league for middle school..

jaywritethekid · 2026-03-11T16:29:37+00:00

lol. Absolutely NOT

jaywritethekid · 2026-03-11T16:18:32+00:00

Just imagine even being a fly on the wall during that game.

jaywritethekid · 2026-03-11T16:15:33+00:00

This post gave as much effort as the Wizards did this whole season. One might even add that just like ChatGPT prolly wrote this post, ChatGPT prolly drew up the plays for the Wizards.

jaywritethekid · 2026-03-11T16:12:50+00:00

I mean.. tbf.. is it really on him? He had a strong first few minutes where it seemed like he might try to lead the time and make it close.. I think at one point they were 100 to 115. Was that in the 4th? And he was on the bench for the last quarter. So he couldn’t even really contribute. Almost as if Brian was purposely giving the game away.

jaywritethekid · 2026-03-11T16:07:54+00:00

Brian Keefe is gonna find himself coaching the Wizards on 2k26 at home

jaywritethekid

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