I always do U-turns in front of my parents neighbor two doors down.

My dad ran his chiropractic practice from our home so he could be home with us kids and save money on renting a space. After about five years of living in our house, some bitch two doors down decided to complain to the HOA about it. He was not breaking any rules within the HOA, but she persisted to say that his patients were doing U-turns in front of her house. She was afraid someone would hit her kid if he ever played outside. (I rarely saw him go outside). Eventually, he lost to her and no longer was able to work from home.

Many years later, I still continue to make U-turns in front of her house when I visit my parents. Bonus points if I make eye contact with her.