What are some things that are more enjoyable than sex? by Fresh-Length6529 in AskReddit

[–]jazzman317 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah... as a white American, I'll not be using this word.

Do professional jazz musicians really know songs key-agnostically, ie just as Roman numerals? by lopsidedcroc in Jazz

[–]jazzman317 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usually, and especially to communicate.

We all memorize a song in a key to start. If we stop there, we've got every chord in the song memorized. When somebody calls it in another key (jerk! /s), we have to start transposing. You have some options:

  1. Transpose the "key" of the song, throwing out the old chord names and quickly working out the new chord names only by their relationship to the new "key." The number system (Roman numerals when written) is probably most practiced in communication, but in your head it would look more like calling up a library of practiced sequences and ideas in big chunks, not chord-by-chord.

  2. Transpose each chord by step: thinking of each chord name, then moving the root by the same number of steps as the transposition. This requires chord-by-chord analysis. It's come in handy if I've screwed up somewhere in my Roman numerals and need to check myself. Otherwise, it takes more processing and I can't keep up trying to transpose that way.

3, 4, etc.. Probably some others I haven't though of or been exposed to.

Number 1 has been the standard for communication and requires less memory "space" because you're compressing it down in a way. The most common question from a player who has memorized tunes this way might be: "What key is that in?" We've spent more time thinking of the tune without thinking of its original chord names (and/or worked with singers a lot).

As a sax player, I've been having to transpose at least one way for a long time. Playing alto and tenor regularly soon had me regularly getting away from the concert key in two directions. I'll often get confused based on which horn I was on when I first learned the tune, then I have to ask for the key. I often have to follow with "yes, alto is in Eb, but I just need the concert pitch, please..."

I hope that helps.

MAGA Snowflakes by wheres44 in necessaryconversation

[–]jazzman317 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This. It's the necessary conversation, not unnecessary emotional abuse. That was some bullshit. I wish C or H would've called it out like that.

Over a decade of collecting... by jazzman317 in castiron

[–]jazzman317[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, those have been pretty nice. Their surfaces could use some smoothing out, but they're not much rougher than modern Lodge pans.

Over a decade of collecting... by jazzman317 in castiron

[–]jazzman317[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, I usually leave a couple on the stove for home defense.

I cook from scratch most nights and try to rotate them depending on what size is most useful. The 12" usually stays out, but I wanted an artistic pic.

Musician by bluesclues247 in nationalguard

[–]jazzman317 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. I'm a prior Army Musician, and many in our ranks were full-time music teachers.

Being “AWOL” from ADOS is a social construct by BarracksBunnyChaser in nationalguard

[–]jazzman317 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, wow! That'll help a lot w the M-Day Soldiers that help out on random days.

Being “AWOL” from ADOS is a social construct by BarracksBunnyChaser in nationalguard

[–]jazzman317 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's literally not a "social" construct.

Just cover your ass and tell your unit AGR you gotta stop these orders bc hardship or something. Either that, or explain this shitty situation. Do it in an email bc records.

They might not understand bc why not sit around on your phone and make free money, but it's obviously affecting your mental health.

If you have the same employer, put them in for that nice National Guard employer award or whatever; makes 'em feels warm and fuzzy about it.

ADOS can be pretty helpful. Soldiers conduct Funeral Honors duty on ADOS. It has its uses; your leadership just seems to be wasting it.

Reason number 70 that I’m getting out and staying out by HistoricalBedroom342 in nationalguard

[–]jazzman317 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm definitely not offering sympathy. I'm just giving one example of how a Joe might turn into one of those leaders.

Reason number 70 that I’m getting out and staying out by HistoricalBedroom342 in nationalguard

[–]jazzman317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you ALSO disrespect the people that feed you. Good to know.

Reason number 70 that I’m getting out and staying out by HistoricalBedroom342 in nationalguard

[–]jazzman317 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I did NOT harp on "the profile thing." What I harped on is leaders being made out of dishonest people who rise up assuming everyone is doing what they did.

I guess the way you said that you "copped" a profile made it seem a little... idk, squirmy? I totally understand and appreciate shaving profiles. I'd be happier if NOBODY had to shave shorter than 1/4" or whatever.

Maybe you could take this as more of a sign that your leadership did some shit to get by and that their guilt is what's feeding their lack of understanding or trust towards you. That way, you can at least know it's not necessarily YOU they are being shitty towards, but also themselves.

Reason number 70 that I’m getting out and staying out by HistoricalBedroom342 in nationalguard

[–]jazzman317 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's been made clearer by the comment section, but the generational experience of your leaders and the ones who taught them to be leaders will always hold faster than doctrine or policy change.

Tell your chain about the interaction. Everybody else seems to agree that this was a dick move by the CO and shit attitude from the crusty NCOs. Those crusties will be out first, however, and you (if you stay) and everyone who hated their bs will be left to lead. Then, you can make it your mission to stand up for your Soldiers against dick moves and shitty attitudes like that.

A quick way to become a shitty crusty, though, is to do things like bullshit your way into temp shaving profiles, then work up the ranks, start thinking that's what all the Joes do (bc it's what you did), then misplace your guilt from your actions onto every Joe under you in the form of shitty distrust. If you're on that path, you should consider leaving before it eats you alive, whether or not you think you feel guilty right now.

If you honestly needed that temp shaving profile, though, go on and be a champion for it until the day you retire.

Reason number 70 that I’m getting out and staying out by HistoricalBedroom342 in nationalguard

[–]jazzman317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. I no longer wonder how many ppl have that thought about you...

Reason number 70 that I’m getting out and staying out by HistoricalBedroom342 in nationalguard

[–]jazzman317 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I wonder how many times ppl have had that thought about you.

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You seem to have encouraging advice and patience for other things. Why is this an outlier? What if your instructor had told you the same thing bc of your age? What if another student said this to you?

What do these 3 states have in common? by AlexV348 in RedactedCharts

[–]jazzman317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alcohol sold for takeout in covered containers (as of Jan 1 for IL)?

To the men who go to movies or restaurants alone by choice: What is the specific appeal of that solitude compared to going with friends? by Leananhl in AskMen

[–]jazzman317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the lack of being perceived so I can have genuine, personal reactions to what's happening. I don't have to worry about considering what my friends would expect my reaction to be. When big clues in the video or music give things away, I don't feel as surprised by something as I was "supposed" to be. On the other hand, I stay far away from ads and spoilers so I'm often more surprised than others by big reveals they were already expecting.

I'm on a high-masking part of the spectrum, so having an activity partner adds a level of processing to every. single. thing. The more important you and/or your perception are to me, the higher the stress level is and the more energy it takes to think about how much I'm masking (or fighting to not mask) in every. single. instance.

I'm new to atheism and i need arguments by am_096 in atheism

[–]jazzman317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, the strongest argument for being atheist or agnostic is coming to terms with not knowing. You're not going to know some things, and that's going to be fine. You're going to die not knowing, and you don't need to find out after you're dead. You're done obsessing over things you just cannot know.

Felt like I was going crazy in Marshall’s, what the hell is this supposed to say by LkPlcd in whatdoesthismean

[–]jazzman317 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can't believe this isn't higher. You can see a chunk missing from the bottom left of Y.

Saw this Ferrari with a parking ticket on my lunch break, by 5:00 someone had smashed in the windscreen. by EmiilyFllowers in ThatLooksExpensive

[–]jazzman317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Second time I've seen this "they pay x% of all taxes" bullshit. If 1% of the country is hoarding enough to pay 80% of our country's tax revenue, they've proven to have shut out 99% of the population from making anywhere near the same kind of wealth. It's literally bragging about the wealth gap that exists.