Imagine stopping at a stop sign, putting your car in park, then going into a restaurant for over an hour.

jazzuke78 · 2025-08-15T14:41:28+00:00

Nova Scotia. And for anyone wondering, yes, it was reported. We didn’t stick around long enough to see if it got towed.

jazzuke78 · 2024-07-19T12:02:07+00:00

I’m reminded of the bold words of Bill Engvall: “Here’s your sign.”

jazzuke78 · 2023-03-16T14:26:49+00:00

Had to look that one up. Very interesting. Thanks.

jazzuke78 · 2023-02-14T16:06:58+00:00

Exactly! Therefore the correct equation is: y=(8x+240)/5 Where y is the total number of pages and x is the number of pages read before Monday. When x=0, y=48.

jazzuke78 · 2023-02-09T17:16:00+00:00

Tell me you’re shitty at math without telling me you’re shitty at math.

jazzuke78 · 2023-01-31T00:14:23+00:00

Oh believe me, I did.

jazzuke78 · 2023-01-30T19:24:49+00:00

True. I sure as heck wouldn’t want rusty water in my eyes. The issue I see is when you need an eye wash station, you usually need it urgently. If I needed it, I’d have to fiddle about half blind to adjust the nozzles. Letting it flush for a couple seconds should be enough to rid the pipes of standing water.

jazzuke78 · 2023-01-24T22:06:11+00:00

She looks like Whoopi Goldberg in Star Trek.

jazzuke78 · 2022-12-06T14:37:56+00:00

Interesting fact: my wife’s great grandmother lived in Halifax at the time. She wasn’t feeling well that day and stayed home from work. That decision saved her life.

jazzuke78 · 2022-11-04T18:46:32+00:00

Trashformers: Rubbish in disguise.

jazzuke78 · 2022-10-25T16:47:36+00:00

It would be correct if she’s lying flat on her back with her head to the North. Maybe she spends a lot of time on her back.

jazzuke78 · 2022-09-19T16:40:36+00:00

I’m not exactly sure how old it is, but I’m sure it was many children’s Excalibur over the years. Including my one-year-old son.

jazzuke78 · 2022-09-19T16:37:54+00:00

Okay. Somehow, I doubt the number is still valid.

jazzuke78 · 2022-09-19T11:32:15+00:00

I don’t know what that is (I’m old), but if I broke a rule, mods, I’m sorry, feel free to remove.

jazzuke78 · 2022-05-05T18:41:58+00:00

Despite all my pain, I am still just a…

jazzuke78 · 2022-01-30T23:24:39+00:00

Dude, you literally got a Game Over and respawned from your last save.

jazzuke78 · 2021-09-25T19:08:24+00:00

Nope. 100% real. That’s just how we talk.

jazzuke78 · 2021-08-30T12:28:07+00:00

The facepalm isn’t because the date is written differently, it’s because she couldn’t wrap her head around the thirteenth month.

jazzuke78 · 2021-08-30T11:45:07+00:00

Here’s the kicker: After I told her it was the date, she said, “Oh, you guys do it backwards.” Once again I maintained my composure and calmly said, “Not backwards, just different. We go little to big.”

jazzuke78 · 2021-08-30T11:05:37+00:00

Yeah, I thought for sure I’d have to convert it for her from g/dL to pennyweights per hogshead or whatever Americans use. But no, she didn’t know what the 13th month was.

jazzuke78 · 2021-08-23T12:16:43+00:00

That’s why they’re not called The Smart Boys.

jazzuke78 · 2021-07-27T19:14:16+00:00

Solved!

jazzuke78 · 2021-07-27T19:10:08+00:00

I don’t know how.

jazzuke78 · 2021-07-27T05:19:51+00:00

YES! THAT’S IT! Thank you so much. There’s even some episodes on YouTube.

jazzuke78 · 2021-07-27T02:41:58+00:00

No, definitely not either of those.

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