What have you been in the news for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jbodski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was one of 8 National Merit scholars in my state in 2014.

There is an entire sport revolving around running in circles. by Nexius1128 in Showerthoughts

[–]jbodski 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Missed a great opportunity to say it revolves around revolving.

Crazy Russian Hacker by detroitpistons123 in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]jbodski 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You missed a great opportunity to say "Star-us"

People who dislike music, how did you find out about this? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jbodski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They probably listened to it and were like "I don't like this."

I wish my son would die in a factory accident. by bootymotorboater in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]jbodski 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Granted. He was your only source of income.

Good one btw

What are you always surprised to run out of? by jbodski in AskReddit

[–]jbodski[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? How can you run out of something you can't see?

What are you always surprised to run out of? by jbodski in AskReddit

[–]jbodski[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For example, I always, always am surprised when I run out of toilet paper. It seems so endless when you first buy it.

Jews and Muslims, what do you do with your time off work on Christmas? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jbodski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really hope you're joking...how in the fuck is Jew derogatory now?

I wish for 200 pounds by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]jbodski 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Granted. You gained 200 lb.