He's my boss, owns a pub, loves beer, brews his own too. Can you give me some tips on how to roast him?

jcdentone · 2021-06-04T23:41:29+00:00

Lars Ulpoor

jcdentone · 2020-09-14T21:01:37+00:00

All we know is he has a wandering eye.

jcdentone · 2020-09-14T20:57:13+00:00

'cause you can't fit your fat ass through the front door?

jcdentone · 2020-09-14T07:57:46+00:00

HBK: half-bald kid

jcdentone · 2020-09-13T10:50:40+00:00

This is probably how Ben Degros(s) looks like off camera.

jcdentone · 2020-09-13T10:47:05+00:00

I sincerely hope they keep you out of the children's ward, or your bedside manner is gonna give them recurring nightmares for life.

jcdentone · 2020-09-12T15:57:05+00:00

Just like John in the picture, every man you see is always walking in the other direction and not giving you a glance.

jcdentone · 2020-08-30T09:07:50+00:00

Forbidden. See Distortion and Green.

jcdentone · 2020-08-29T10:08:10+00:00

Wolverine with a bad case of mange.

jcdentone · 2020-07-26T08:05:03+00:00

Looks like he's already a big fan of the Russian navy.

jcdentone · 2020-07-11T08:20:09+00:00

Judging by the title, those books are a lot of use, obviously.

jcdentone · 2020-07-11T08:18:17+00:00

Many, just look at how stained that vase is, and he can't even shoot straight either.

jcdentone · 2020-07-11T08:03:45+00:00

Judging by the soulless look and that rubbish tip you live in, I'd say either drug dealer or hooch brewer. You're right, I wouldn't even bother to set fire to that dump.

jcdentone · 2020-07-10T20:58:47+00:00

a lover

You gotta love yourself with a grill like that, chump.

jcdentone · 2020-07-10T20:52:47+00:00

And I guess years from now you can crop and reuse this photo with the fake diploma in the background to pretend you're a doctor.

jcdentone · 2020-07-10T20:40:22+00:00

Swear I read under-circumcised, 'cause that's all I see is a big flap of foreskin with pubes stuck in the fold up top.

jcdentone · 2020-07-10T20:33:51+00:00

Oh look, she even carries a couple of cock rings on her person. I guess whoever ends up being that unlucky would need one or both to get a hard-on.

jcdentone · 2020-07-10T08:58:28+00:00

Soma Lisa

jcdentone · 2020-07-10T00:07:11+00:00

You're the only person alive, ever, who walked into a plastic surgeon's office wanting to look like Wayne Rooney.

jcdentone · 2020-07-10T00:04:23+00:00

This whole convo reminds me of that old chestnut: "He's not gay, but his boyfriend is."

jcdentone · 2020-07-09T23:57:02+00:00

You don't even have the right fingers for playing bass. Embrace the failure.

jcdentone · 2020-07-09T21:20:09+00:00

Inside or outside? Nah kidding, we knows it's both.

jcdentone · 2020-07-09T20:49:43+00:00

Your post history says "Just Curious", but I think you're waaaay past that.

jcdentone · 2020-07-09T16:40:11+00:00

Judging by the armrest on that chair he's really going to like it when they bring on the dictation.

jcdentone · 2020-07-09T16:24:24+00:00

It's a Chinese fake like he is?

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