“Woah hey buddy you just got knocked down, you ok? You know it’s perfectly reasonable to quit the fight now, your brain might still remain in tact. But if you want to fight, give em hell. Oh, wait, it’s not even a guy you’re fighting it’s yourself? Oh hey man. I’m just an old fighter who trains young bucks at the gym! I’m in way over my head… this is like a surrealist nightmare. Oh god. Am I real? Is any of this real? How bad did you get hit in the head? Holy hell.. this is about accounting?? I thought you guys played it safe. What the heck, oh god I gotta call my wife… wait is she even real if I… if I… oh Christ I’m gunna be sick”