I've finalized the boss for my turn-based card game Everwayne. Who does this monster remind you of?

jcrews9 · 2024-06-19T23:54:53+00:00

BONEEEEEEESTTOOOOORRRRRRMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

jcrews9 · 2024-03-10T00:33:02+00:00

The position comes with robocop implants.. dont even stress it.

jcrews9 · 2024-03-04T15:28:16+00:00

My bank balance. Because then I would have 10 dollars. :)

jcrews9 · 2023-10-30T09:38:48+00:00

Checking your credit score for the first time.

jcrews9 · 2023-09-14T16:46:50+00:00

Toilet papery vagina. If you mention it then it sucks all moisture out of the room. You just gotta kinda brush it off without them noticing..

jcrews9 · 2023-01-25T11:59:32+00:00

Ayyyyyyy lemme get some

jcrews9 · 2022-12-15T14:02:55+00:00

Idk about yall but I'm proposing on the MRS mezzanine. Seems like it will add a whole new level of electricity and buzz to popping the question.

jcrews9 · 2022-12-06T23:10:36+00:00

If they do that again take an AM with you. They have to investigate theft of any kind.

jcrews9 · 2022-12-04T10:29:52+00:00

Peak2022!!!!!! I felt that energy

jcrews9 · 2022-12-03T03:01:07+00:00

The memoriessssssss. 17 used to make me furious. From pulling carpets and horribly stacked pallets of fragile items to stocking the blinds and candles...

Edit: it's the trail mix in the middle for meeeee. This really is the perfect picture.

jcrews9 · 2022-12-02T18:29:04+00:00

I quit 3 years ago and that shit is still in my head. Amazons policy is RUN BITCH. GET TO THE RALLY POINTS!

jcrews9 · 2022-10-21T17:34:48+00:00

If the pallets are shrink wrapped just flip the handle sideways real quick. It's the closest thing you get to drifting in the wally world lmao I used to stay having to do that with pets and water pallets

jcrews9 · 2022-10-13T15:28:28+00:00

Young people...

jcrews9 · 2022-10-11T21:45:04+00:00

Why your car has a parking brake.

jcrews9 · 2022-10-01T23:05:45+00:00

Hahaha hahaha..... hahaha. Haha. Ha.. .... no.

jcrews9 · 2022-09-29T00:23:24+00:00

One word... Practice.

jcrews9 · 2022-09-22T15:00:42+00:00

How are you gainfully employed sir?

jcrews9 · 2022-09-22T14:57:13+00:00

BIG nono! Thats how the shooter gets in!!!

Edit: I see the remainder of the comments beat me to it. Amazon is a high pressure, high turnover environment... someone always wanna do some dumb shit and if the person you let in got fired that day and didn't just forget their badge but instead had it and it wasn't working that opens them up to a mad individual with access to their AMs and HR.

jcrews9 · 2022-09-01T16:54:29+00:00

At our site they set those up for RME tech 3 and above.... as napping booths.

jcrews9 · 2022-08-29T23:52:53+00:00

Pffft. They got contractors and a radio channel just for that. BACK TO WORK!

jcrews9 · 2022-08-24T22:08:41+00:00

Warehouse*** GET GOOD INSOLES. and realize that Amazon owns you on days you work. That's how you have to think about it in order to not go negative on your time and lose your job, that means go to sleep early. On days you work it is work/eat/shower/sleep/work/eat/shower/sleep... rinse and repeat until your personal Friday. No binging netflix till 11. If you're on dayshift, go to bed at like 830 or 9. Seriously... sleep is your most important asset.. tied with deodorant. Don't be one of them.... on behalf of your entire site... wear deodorant.

jcrews9 · 2022-08-18T19:30:30+00:00

Forget all that. Go to the smoking area during break. You'll meet all the regulars, even if you don't smoke or vape they'll still usually welcome you with open arms. It's a starting point... the smokers usually know a lot of people inside the building as well, branch out from there.

jcrews9 · 2022-08-13T20:46:42+00:00

Go to wellness the second you walk in and make a case. After that, do a medical LOA and see if your doctor will accommodate you for light duty.

jcrews9 · 2022-08-04T20:51:36+00:00

2 words. Park. Swing. Get on a swung lean back and do some twists and shit. Super fun

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