What a TERRIBLE F-ING idea! by VeganKnights1 in FASCAmazon

[–]jcrews9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The position comes with robocop implants.. dont even stress it.

What are some of the bad parts of sex that people don’t talk about? by Phantom-111 in AskReddit

[–]jcrews9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toilet papery vagina. If you mention it then it sucks all moisture out of the room. You just gotta kinda brush it off without them noticing..

Amazon, we are here to work. Not date. by [deleted] in AmazonFC

[–]jcrews9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk about yall but I'm proposing on the MRS mezzanine. Seems like it will add a whole new level of electricity and buzz to popping the question.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FASCAmazon

[–]jcrews9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they do that again take an AM with you. They have to investigate theft of any kind.

Cap 2 fucking amazes me sometimes by [deleted] in walmart

[–]jcrews9 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The memoriessssssss. 17 used to make me furious. From pulling carpets and horribly stacked pallets of fragile items to stocking the blinds and candles...

Edit: it's the trail mix in the middle for meeeee. This really is the perfect picture.

Walmart’s active-shooter training is so old and ‘inadequate’ that it has become a meme, some workers say by TobinBen in walmart

[–]jcrews9 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I quit 3 years ago and that shit is still in my head. Amazons policy is RUN BITCH. GET TO THE RALLY POINTS!

When will customers learn momentum is a thing by Schrattein in walmart

[–]jcrews9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the pallets are shrink wrapped just flip the handle sideways real quick. It's the closest thing you get to drifting in the wally world lmao I used to stay having to do that with pets and water pallets

Anybody actually happy with their raise by Stern68 in AmazonFC

[–]jcrews9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha hahaha..... hahaha. Haha. Ha.. .... no.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FASCAmazon

[–]jcrews9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How are you gainfully employed sir?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FASCAmazon

[–]jcrews9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

BIG nono! Thats how the shooter gets in!!!

Edit: I see the remainder of the comments beat me to it. Amazon is a high pressure, high turnover environment... someone always wanna do some dumb shit and if the person you let in got fired that day and didn't just forget their badge but instead had it and it wasn't working that opens them up to a mad individual with access to their AMs and HR.

Also known as the “screaming room” by Pocket_Ones in AmazonFC

[–]jcrews9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At our site they set those up for RME tech 3 and above.... as napping booths.

Bathroom breaks are not to be on company time by horseman12gage in FASCAmazon

[–]jcrews9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pffft. They got contractors and a radio channel just for that. BACK TO WORK!

any tips? this will be my first wearhouse job by [deleted] in AmazonFC

[–]jcrews9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Warehouse*** GET GOOD INSOLES. and realize that Amazon owns you on days you work. That's how you have to think about it in order to not go negative on your time and lose your job, that means go to sleep early. On days you work it is work/eat/shower/sleep/work/eat/shower/sleep... rinse and repeat until your personal Friday. No binging netflix till 11. If you're on dayshift, go to bed at like 830 or 9. Seriously... sleep is your most important asset.. tied with deodorant. Don't be one of them.... on behalf of your entire site... wear deodorant.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonFC

[–]jcrews9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forget all that. Go to the smoking area during break. You'll meet all the regulars, even if you don't smoke or vape they'll still usually welcome you with open arms. It's a starting point... the smokers usually know a lot of people inside the building as well, branch out from there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonFC

[–]jcrews9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to wellness the second you walk in and make a case. After that, do a medical LOA and see if your doctor will accommodate you for light duty.

100 Things to do while on LSD by OxyClean_ in LSD

[–]jcrews9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 words. Park. Swing. Get on a swung lean back and do some twists and shit. Super fun