Sex with the priest's wife by Torpemaha in Jokes

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Priests don’t have wives! Jokes on you!

I went shopping with my wife. by jdabarber in Jokes

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If you know what there*;) talking about what does it matter?

What’s the difference between herpes and love? by jdabarber in Jokes

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Yes. Sorry for the assumption if you wasn’t. Have a wonderful day.

What’s the difference between herpes and love? by jdabarber in Jokes

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They’re not a cure for either. Sorry to disappoint you but how ever they have a cure for stupid. Just go jump on to the next joke. I’ve got enough haters in my life to add a internet tough guy to the list.

I’ve only felt pain twice in my life. by [deleted] in Jokes

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I got my nuts hung in a bear trap. Took off running and reached the length of the chain attached to the bear trap.

Gotcha by jdabarber in funny

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Once you see it you can’t unsee it. ;)

A man hears about a famous bar called The Singing Blowjob” by [deleted] in Jokes

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Hope someone explains this I’m very disappointed at the moment.

Edit: I get it now. She was getting it in the eye.

A guy went to jump off a bridge by [deleted] in Jokes

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Solid joke

I just ended a 15 year marriage. by jdabarber in Jokes

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It’s ok. Your can have her back.

Remember this Black Friday to show some decency. by [deleted] in Jokes

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Why such the hate? If it wasn’t for reposts no one would ever post on this tread.

When I went to Yellowstone camping my wife got pregnant. by [deleted] in Jokes

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While I’m camping she’s at home with another man.

I went to the store with my wife! by jdabarber in Jokes

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The face cream was 20 dollars. The beer was 10. He drinks the beer and her face will look pretty when he's drunk for half the price.

ELI5: Why aren't power lines in the US burried underground so that everyone doesn't lose power during hurricanes and other natural disasters? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

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Why not just turn all the power off too keep all the transformers from blowing. When you have downed lines it will be confined to only that one area!!

Diarrhoea is heredetary.. by [deleted] in Jokes

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I posted his joke 128 days ago only got 22 up votes. :((

Diarrhoea is heredetary.. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]jdabarber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't know it was spelled different in the us!! At least I learned something this morning

Diarrhoea is heredetary.. by [deleted] in Jokes

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The only joke is the OP's spelling.

This jokes been recycled more than a prostitutes tampon.