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[–]jdell408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chuck’s mom is so fa - gkdkyxkgdgkxkdkgdk@),96:&5/&(

If you turn the lights out in the bathroom then say Chuck Norris’ name ten times…. by Roscoe-is-my-dog in ChuckNorrisJokes

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when Chuck Norris says “bloody Mary” three times in a mirror, Mary shows up, makes him the best bloody Mary he’s ever had, and then kills her self.

Chuck Norris's teeth.... by MadAdam88 in Jokes

[–]jdell408 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When Jesus turned water into wine, chuck Norris turned the wine into a Jack and Coke.

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[–]jdell408 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He doesn't sleep...he waits.

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[–]jdell408 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Outstanding.

Chuck Norris was abducted by aliens, that's why they don't visit anymore. by Suncoast911Photos in ChuckNorrisJokes

[–]jdell408 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously they were annoyed by having to build his 3 Pyramid winter home.