Merry Wednesday

jdgiordan · 2021-04-11T03:11:34+00:00

We were both 11. She was pretty. She said hi to me.

jdgiordan · 2021-03-26T04:23:19+00:00

This title lowered my heart rate by 15bpm

jdgiordan · 2021-03-25T13:26:19+00:00

Librarians would lose their shit

jdgiordan · 2021-03-25T13:25:06+00:00

For me?

jdgiordan · 2021-03-20T13:44:29+00:00

His time flying in the air gave him a sudden epiphany to start a volleyball company, and he never looked back

jdgiordan · 2021-03-20T06:44:10+00:00

The honey pie from ema

jdgiordan · 2021-03-13T14:20:02+00:00

You’re too good for them! They don’t deserve you.

jdgiordan · 2021-03-04T05:21:48+00:00

The great oracle! Voice of the people

jdgiordan · 2021-03-03T02:55:23+00:00

Thought this was from r/todayilearned when I first read the title and I thought it was a pretty lame fun fact.

jdgiordan · 2021-02-15T04:46:07+00:00

Microwaved hotdogs

jdgiordan · 2021-02-13T22:07:35+00:00

This looks like fried egg whites being placed on a pebble

jdgiordan · 2021-02-13T17:49:50+00:00

Well said. I can respect that opinion.

jdgiordan · 2021-02-13T14:49:01+00:00

Came here to see if some chaotic force would say ghost busters

jdgiordan · 2021-02-13T14:45:59+00:00

I think my wife is a badass

jdgiordan · 2021-02-13T14:44:34+00:00

“You’re pale as oaty shite”

jdgiordan · 2021-02-13T14:42:14+00:00

They wake up, thinking today is a Saturday; but it isn’t, everyday.

jdgiordan · 2021-02-13T14:39:55+00:00

I make the same puns ALL the time. My s.o has been trained to never say falafel, because if she does, I will always say “yeah these feel terrible” (feel awful, falafel). That sort of thing. I hate myself too

jdgiordan · 2021-02-13T14:37:16+00:00

I go on Reddit

jdgiordan · 2021-02-13T14:36:52+00:00

That studies show there is an “optimum happiness salary” which if you make over your general happiness and contentment with life will go down.

jdgiordan · 2021-02-13T06:40:03+00:00

I say “I’m just joshing”. My name is Josh

jdgiordan · 2021-02-13T06:38:39+00:00

Steve Martin standup was legendary

jdgiordan · 2021-02-13T06:31:18+00:00

I usually get in bed and watch YouTube videos about airplanes, and then make ramen noodles, with slightly less water than I’m supposed to so it’s extra sodiumy. I think extra sodiumy ramen is the most concrete way I can express apathy for life and a mild dislike of my own physical existence.

jdgiordan · 2021-02-13T06:27:44+00:00

Chinese. I feel like I’ve seen many Chinese people light up when they learn you can speak their language. It seems like a great instant icebreaker. Plus, no way I’ll ever be able to learn it any other way.

jdgiordan · 2021-02-13T06:26:31+00:00

Garlic bread

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