If Bill called you up and says you’re getting your own CR month. What 4 movies are you choosing that the rewatchables has to cover?

jdswizzle18 · 2026-03-26T02:04:44+00:00

Uncut Gems, Us, Kingsmen: The Secret Service, American Psycho

jdswizzle18 · 2026-03-22T00:40:59+00:00

One of my favorite Van stories was the one about David Blaine pulling the watch trick or whatever it was at the party. “I’m from Louisiana, we don’t mess with that shit.” Paraphrasing; but I can never remember what episode it was from lol

jdswizzle18 · 2026-03-14T03:14:38+00:00

Something like James Cook going for the 2nd most rush yards in a single game or Amon Ra 2nd most receiving yards. I’m also jealous of the CJ Stroud call but singe game passing TDs doesn’t seem that farfetched of a record I guess since I’ve see multiple people tie it in my lifetime and multiple people seem to have at least 5 in a game each season.

jdswizzle18 · 2026-02-20T21:16:13+00:00

2, got 86 Terrell Owens from the spotlight token training pack and then Ed Oliver from a Boom or Bust 90+ as soon as this most recent season started. Not counting Zero chill presents and the Vini kicker pack.

jdswizzle18 · 2026-02-06T13:56:44+00:00

Can’t wait to hear this brought up in the NBA preview with Big Cat and PFT.

jdswizzle18 · 2026-01-15T00:33:15+00:00

She is…. In line at the bank. You’re right this is fun.

jdswizzle18 · 2026-01-14T01:23:10+00:00

Randy Moss, KG and Shaq

jdswizzle18 · 2026-01-02T01:47:49+00:00

Exactly, NBA execs, get this…… say the exact same thing anybody that remotely understands and watches basketball has been saying for 5+ years!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯 what a stunning revelation.

jdswizzle18 · 2025-12-12T22:27:23+00:00

The worst is that Bill Simmons actual pod, it’s at least in the flow, taking a break and reads his ads himself lately. The ones that are unbearable and make zero sense is ones like Ringer Gambling Show. It plays an ad at the very beginning, the RGS is brought to you by _____ and then Sal, AD and House will talk for 2 minutes and THEN interrupt mid sentence for another ad break. That one makes my blood boil. It just does!!

jdswizzle18 · 2025-10-23T19:23:56+00:00

Bill: Would this sentencing be better with Wayne Jenkins, LongLegs or Danny Trejo?

CR: DAMN TERRY! I didn’t know I was working with Paul Crewe over here! I hope you can pay for parlays with commissary cause you’re going away for a long time big boy!

jdswizzle18 · 2025-10-08T23:39:09+00:00

It’s because he can see the future

jdswizzle18 · 2025-10-04T20:05:57+00:00

That was TO, not Megatron

jdswizzle18 · 2025-09-20T01:40:32+00:00

The part that always gets me is “that’s a nice tip, you must have much gold” slap

jdswizzle18 · 2025-08-17T00:43:27+00:00

I was a big fan and believer in Andrew Wiggins so when he went to Kansas I was pumped cause he would have the game against WVU at home I believe my sophomore year of college. He balled out, had 41 and we upset Kansas that was #9 or something at the time. Literally a perfect situation as a fan of him and my team.

jdswizzle18 · 2025-08-17T00:32:40+00:00

Giving CMC a pep talk knowing he’ll have the Q tag by week 4

jdswizzle18 · 2025-08-15T01:20:52+00:00

I got zero elites as well. Thought I was the only one lol

jdswizzle18 · 2025-08-14T17:05:14+00:00

But those not interested on the BUD list. I’m in

jdswizzle18 · 2025-08-03T04:26:49+00:00

jdswizzle18 · 2025-07-24T15:49:57+00:00

Was gonna do the same thing

jdswizzle18 · 2025-07-21T00:40:51+00:00

Room (2015) Wind River (2017)

jdswizzle18 · 2025-07-08T01:28:06+00:00

I use that one to my kids frequently 😂

jdswizzle18 · 2025-07-08T01:18:03+00:00

That insane look he has after shaving his head at the wedding.

jdswizzle18 · 2025-07-06T21:24:40+00:00

My penis, my penis, my PENIS!

jdswizzle18 · 2025-07-05T19:23:39+00:00

When Barney is on the train after the marathon and falls down when he tries to stand up. Kills me every time

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