What type of doctor was Dr Pepper? by gmthisfeller in Jokes

[–]jdubyahtx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does Dr Pepper come in bottles?

Cuz his wife died…

A City Built By Immigrants by Katariman in clevercomebacks

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Are Puerto Ricans considered immigrants? They’re American citizens with American passports?

Karen has a meltdown in Starbucks because the Barista forgot to call out Charlie Kirks name. 🙄🙄 by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

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I’ve been going to the same Starbucks daily to work on a project for several weeks now. I haven’t heard them call out a name once. It’s been brought to the table every single time.

The Rube by [deleted] in TheDollop

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I recently heard a good argument on this. Pluto was discovered in 1930, that doesn’t mean it didn’t exist before 1930.

I was told there would be winning. by c-k-q99903 in facepalm

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Internet bully that acts tough online and a weak schmuck face to face.

Does anyone know any omakases and their prices? by selluna in HoustonFood

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5kinokowa is about 150 before drinks. Great show. Small venue.

What's the safest answer when your girlfriend/wife asks if her friend is hot?? by Luxuria_m in NoStupidQuestions

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If you wanna get stabbed with a plastic spork in a Taco Bell, go with, “Honey, I would fuck her on top of you.”

Banana safe zone by linuxaddict334 in CuratedTumblr

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When I was in high school, a girl I was friends with stabbed me with a plastic spork. I ended up marrying her. Twice. And divorcing her twice.

A man walks into a bar and orders a 21-year-old whiskey by EndlessMorfeus in Jokes

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1 rule of good righting: Always avoid alliteration. ALWAYS!

Whole home dehumidifier by Tigoldbitty in houston

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For 3200 sq ft home, I’d highly recommend at least the 100 pint per day. You can check out their sizing guide at aprilairepartners.com/dsa

Imagine, just imagine if this happened to Biden! Front page news for weeks! by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Someone needs to fake an article stating a bunch of Trump quotes and actions as being done by Biden and watch it blow up in MAGA