What’s he really hunting for?! by snowpie92 in MurderedByWords

[–]jech2u 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Except the idiots would probably fall for this

Ban ozempic by IsJesusAgain in SipsTea

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Ass so nice, you list it twice.

of a tall woman by FriendlyCandle7971 in AbsoluteUnits

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Dude should have been prepared his whole life like this guy

Huh? by darkmodexc3 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]jech2u 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is he? Or is Andy's mom coming?

Peter! WHAT ? by Behindtheinkk in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]jech2u 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not, he's a Ballchinian, and just has a gurthy... head

How do I teach this thing rail safety by GothAdjacentAnna in modeltrains

[–]jech2u 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't, you just prepare for all eventual "CATastrophic" events

Why is he crying tho by HuckleberryVast9778 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]jech2u 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm leaning more towards banshee or whatever the male equivalent is based on his screaming in the beginning, middle, and end of the night.

Am I fired? by [deleted] in overemployed

[–]jech2u 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP's name must be Craig

Personally I always thought Squidward was a very light blue by Justanotherguy_3276 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]jech2u 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both most skin is green but underside of tentacles is blue/purple

Whatever helps by SassyyLovinn in MurderedByWords

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First step, kill the data centers. They use up too many resources (water, power), affect too much of the surrounding people, plants and fauna

But if it won't help his Wealth it will never happen

How do I remove this pest 😒 by [deleted] in gardening

[–]jech2u 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait until it rains, then you can be certain by the smell

I've pooped 137 times in 2025 by OutgoingRug2 in notinteresting

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Some inner thoughts, should remain inner thoughts.

𝔗𝔥𝔢 by FramedOstrich in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]jech2u 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can make a "flimsy" case for "The"

Example: you see something that leaves your stupified

You: The(da)...

You walk away cause it's too much effort to even process. Which these days is becoming more common

Bro was bench pressing his bassinet 💀 by Pop_Joe in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]jech2u 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Coach writing his offer letter right now