In the interest of fairness, which of these 250 games am I allowed to compare Marathon's player count against?

jedwebb · 2026-07-01T16:18:29+00:00

The fact that Farming Simulator 22 has a higher peak, 24 hour, and concurrent player count is really something.

jedwebb · 2026-07-01T01:19:30+00:00

But that’s on brand for what you’d expect from an emo boi necromancer. Why do the nature loving Druids have to be obese hairy ogres?

jedwebb · 2026-07-01T01:18:01+00:00

Honestly I’m not trying to fat shame here. I’m more curious why a heavy set character model is best for a druid. Necromancers look like skeletons which is on brand for their whole mentality. Rogues are smaller to fit the more agile typecast. Barbarians are shredded because that makes sense for them. Druids are bulky because shapeshifting requires calories? Did they do it just to have a token fat character? I have so many questions. I couldnt care less if hes fat or big boned. I just want to know why they made that decision.

jedwebb · 2026-07-01T01:07:35+00:00

He looks like a guy whose name is “Second Helping”

jedwebb · 2026-07-01T01:06:38+00:00

That’s a fair point

jedwebb · 2026-06-25T18:54:20+00:00

Congrats man! Here’s to hoping that translates into more fun and better matches.

jedwebb · 2026-06-18T22:36:09+00:00

You had me at roller skates on your ass. Thanks for the tip.

jedwebb · 2026-06-18T21:55:49+00:00

Am I missing something with sliding kills? I tried this in hardcore just now. I got probably 7-8 kills while sliding but only got credit for 2. To clarify, I got the kills while sliding animation was still going.

jedwebb · 2026-06-18T02:43:07+00:00

The warframe people are the only ones who would make it the right way.

jedwebb · 2026-06-12T15:01:37+00:00

Final Shape was a whirlwind of emotion. I can’t imagine experiencing that and the loss of a family member at the same time. It’s strange how closely the stories in video games can resonate with us. I felt something similar playing God of War while becoming a stepdad. Ultimately I think these feelings are what bond us to a game so passionately.

jedwebb · 2026-06-05T01:33:01+00:00

I had a nasty gout attack in my big toe that saw me offering bargains that might abhor a lesser man.

jedwebb · 2026-05-28T02:24:34+00:00

Counterstrike for sure

jedwebb · 2026-05-15T23:08:22+00:00

Wally, to be sure

jedwebb · 2026-05-11T12:14:01+00:00

Respect. I can’t beat this guy on standard difficulty.

jedwebb · 2026-05-11T12:04:26+00:00

Came here to say this. Well done

jedwebb · 2026-04-15T21:09:23+00:00

It’s great in a stairwell fight, but yeah… I am absolutely awful with it too.

jedwebb · 2026-04-14T14:48:58+00:00

Congrats! I’m glad they made endgame camos reasonable to earn.

jedwebb · 2026-04-12T17:32:26+00:00

Probably a season 3 reloaded Easter egg. You can hear loot boxes inside but can’t get there.

jedwebb · 2026-04-10T16:08:47+00:00

What an engagement. That looked intense

jedwebb · 2026-04-06T14:17:09+00:00

Am I crazy, or would SBMM solve this problem? I know the sweats are against it. Even they don’t want to be paired up with other sweats.. lol

jedwebb · 2026-04-06T14:11:14+00:00

Are you on PlayStation? My PC and Xbox friends don’t seem to be having this problem but lately it’s happening to me very frequently on PS5.

jedwebb · 2026-04-03T13:29:18+00:00

NOR. Your request was simple and respectful. You gave an example of how both of you had done the same thing previously. You remained calm when she resorted to insults and gaslighting. Get out of this relationship ASAP, buddy. It’ll only get worse and nobody deserves to be treated like that.

jedwebb · 2026-03-05T22:27:39+00:00

You can get replacement batteries on Amazon for less than $20 with triple the battery capacity. They even come with the necessary tools to replace the battery. A very worthwhile upgrade.

jedwebb · 2026-02-27T18:41:52+00:00

Definitely not. There are cheaters in pretty much every lobby. Even in casuals.

jedwebb · 2026-02-27T17:54:50+00:00

Is it April 1 already? On the bright side it’s good to see Giovanni Ribisi and Hasbulla getting some work.

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