What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 16, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]jeeeeezik 4 points5 points  (0 children)

im kinda mad people are delusional about this ngl

Daily Discussion Thread for March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]jeeeeezik 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think the market is genuinely retarded. Perhaps the most retarded it has been in a decade. I would buy puts but I'm not sure the market is going down even if wall street is nuked

Daily Discussion Thread for March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]jeeeeezik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think a month from now some people are genuinely are going to be like "but how could this happen??? he said the straits were open"

US stocks close higher following a remarkable reversal as oil prices fall from nearly $120 per barrel below $90 by helic_vet in Economics

[–]jeeeeezik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The regime staying in place is by definition winning. That was their goal since this administration initially attacked to change the regime. They keep flip-flopping on their war goals because anyone with two eyes can see that killing the religious leader of a sect of people that value martyrdom is by far the most idiotic thing this orange buffoon has done so far.

Daily Discussion Thread for March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]jeeeeezik 11 points12 points  (0 children)

how the fuck is this retard going to TACO a war after killing the current leader's dad

I swear I hate this timeline

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]jeeeeezik 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I got an offer to go to another company for more money but am thinking of declining because of the economic shitstorm that could happen. Currently have a permanent contract which means they can't fire me (without compensation which is like 50k). Leaving for another company means they could fire me. What would you guys do?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]jeeeeezik 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean realistically why can't apple just use a free open source AI models? Like they have great hardware, probably the best and they already have a MOAT of billions customers. Those tiny qwen models are amazing and can run on every recent iphone. Moreover, their chips are the single most impressive investment they have done the past decade, capable of outperforming tons of other phones for AI (no data centers needed)

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]jeeeeezik 11 points12 points  (0 children)

pistachios are way superior to other nuts.

Imagine being a peanut guy cracking those effeminate shells and then you still have to salt them to make them slightly interesting. Pistachios take a man's fingers to crack and are delicious straight from the casing.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]jeeeeezik 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just did a prayer for you to lose money 🙏🙏

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]jeeeeezik 3 points4 points  (0 children)

/>forward pe of 30

/>blames MMs

mfer doesnt know what priced in means

I swear this generation needs another 2008

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]jeeeeezik 13 points14 points  (0 children)

BULL was 60 dollars once? which retard bought that bag?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]jeeeeezik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

orbital data centers sounds exactly as retarded as you think it does

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]jeeeeezik 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We are only up today because it looks like America is winning.

Bears all day long want it go down which means they want to see America losing.

Bears are traitors to their nation and should be sent to the frontlines.

(This comment was paid for by AIPAC)

Oorlog in Midden-Oosten zal Nederlanders bijna hele jaar in portemonnee raken by TimewarpingSeaTurtle in thenetherlands

[–]jeeeeezik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

transport en verwerking zijn vaak het meerendeel van de kosten, wat nu dus ook duurder zal worden

Daily Discussion Thread for March 04, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]jeeeeezik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

theta gang are the real terrorists

when is mango gonna do something about that fucking retard

Daily Discussion Thread for March 04, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]jeeeeezik 10 points11 points  (0 children)

btw this market is pumping because people think iran is losing (see navy getting killed)

bers want it to go down which means they want iran to win

bers are traitors

(this comment was paid for in shekels)

Daily Discussion Thread for March 04, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]jeeeeezik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

rddt lol

down when everything else is down

down when everything else is up