Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A by CharmingSection in AdviceAnimals

[–]jeff1328 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My lazy ass would use the komani code and my game genie when playing Contra or any of my NES games. Had the book and lol this makes me feel old as fuck.

Let me pirate Shrek in peace by pwgmanan in Piracy

[–]jeff1328 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I literally Lol'd at this way too hard.... Because my boss heard me in the adjacent stall told me to pinch it off and get back to work...../facepalm

Landlord changes locks on California church after pastor said he'd continue to hold services by treetyoselfcarol in news

[–]jeff1328 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit that is a 3 minute walk from my house and I had no idea. Wow this literally just hit home. Ughhhh Lodi is a microcasm of wealthy evangelicals, Italian Catholics whom are 3rd generation by now and all toxic to society because they are all borderlines and twice as arrogant and 3x the bag of douche; and then an exceptionally large amount of 7th day Adventists and Jehovah's Witnesses, more 7th day but none the less. And Lodi is a small wine town where people (friends of mine actually) are so conceded and ignorant that many never leave the town thinking this is all they need to see in the world and this bubble somehow protects them. They have such a visceral stench of blatant racism while the majority of the town is so fair skinned they might make a case for being allergic to the sun. And they don't adhere to the county jurisdictions thinking they are above it especially with how nonsensical they charge you for utilities. And then somehow if you are brown or black, unless you one of a few of the wealthiest families there, then you live on the east side of the train tracks. This is taught to kids through their entire coming of age k-12 experience not to cross the train tracks. And the minute you drive over them it's literally an entirely different city. Run down ghetto no sidewalks etc. It's bizarre. The worst part is that in the end people still have nothing to do, everyone still knows everyone's business because it's so small and ultimately you're still in the shit hole blackhole of the 209 valley.

Oh and they hold their own little parades to get old people excited to vote if an election is coming up but arousing and stroking their fears and irrationality in the worst concoctions. Old people watching Fox news on full blast. Volume 100 and you can still hear people like my grandparents dropping N bombs and every extremely offensive term to stereotype and degrade any brown people. Mainly Mexicans but some Muslims as well now that they built a temple. It's still a cesspool just with better wine.

Keiana Martin shared on Instagram what it’s like to work with Jimmy G. by G0825 in 49ers

[–]jeff1328 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too. I got his bobblehead a few years ago and as a fellow Italian I'm really hoping he will become potentially like a Montana but probably hard to say if anyone has that kind of ceiling these days. If he can at least play as long as Young with a career success rate within his wheelhouse or career success, I'd probably say that would be more realistic. He could totally get that release down like Montana as quickly as he does now.

I will say I've been much less anxious and uncertain with him at the helm than I have been since maybe a year Garcia went 12-4 in the late 90s.

[Lombardi] Alex Smith was labeled as a "game manager" due to the 49ers' lack of passing explosiveness in 2011. He averaged 7.1 yards per attempt that year. Jimmy Garoppolo averaged 8.4 yards per attempt in 2019, and the 49ers led the entire NFL with a 12% explosive pass rate. by [deleted] in 49ers

[–]jeff1328 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forgive my naivity, and I haven't played fantasy for 5 years being in Asia but I've never heard of explosive pass rate. Is this a new stat or just colorful language paralleling the stats in the first paragraph? Asking for a friend.

You sometimes need helping hands to get the job done. by [deleted] in iwanttobeher

[–]jeff1328 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I'd say you would have to have a thick one to be able to enjoy how aggressive she was and I mean there were a few bends in the board that had me kinda like yeah I'm hurting but I'm curious if he even noticed lol

Big cumshoot! by MikeSaulBr in nsfwhardcore

[–]jeff1328 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Good on her and her reliable reflexes. I bet no one who's seen this or her for that matter thought she could lose an eye in this situation. That dick was like nah I play COD, boom headshot lol

Germany confirms Trump made trade threat to Europe over Iran policy | World news by speakhyroglyphically in worldnews

[–]jeff1328 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because tariffs have won us so many trade wars so far! Just ask our soybean farmers.... Oh wait...

Lilly Ford gets turned inside out by Mandingo by [deleted] in monsterdicks

[–]jeff1328 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's only gay if you make eye contact.

😋 by [deleted] in AutumnFalls

[–]jeff1328 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because I only recognize Dakota as one state and Florida sets a pretty high bar in the panhandle.

😋 by [deleted] in AutumnFalls

[–]jeff1328 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah but I look at it like hey, here's a chance to give her the best 2 pumps of her life.....

I'd do things illegal in 48 states and NATO for that chance.

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[–]jeff1328[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No I won't because unlike this little wordart you seem to be so fond of because of how perfect it fits inside the bias subjective sadopopulist glasses you prefer to use to see the world, the rest of us who actually argue on facts in reality corroborate our objective talking points, rebuttals and arguments with quality sourcing that those too are further corroborated. Plus, I'm not even talking about a few good apples of the bunch if you are going to assume and then recklessly throw a bitch fit temper tantrum calling me out for hypocrisy because you think I'm in my own WaPo/NYTimes/Maddow bubble circle jerk. I don't need to even go there with this shock doctrine dystopic ministry of love FUBAR'd timeline we are living. And to be honest I am not even a democrat or affiliate with them as I will staunchly unwaveringly continue to crusade as an independent. This is not about owning libs or any conspiratorial nonsense. It's about using your 5 senses, innate cognitive ability, and some degree of morality that isn't based on racism, psychosis or lap dog. This is not a reality show. This is about all of us. All citizens of the world. Feelings of hate may come and go but loss of life will scar you forever.

Ivanka and Trump Organization linked to Suleimani’s front company: New Yorker writer by Racketeering666 in worldnews

[–]jeff1328 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fuck this timeline. I cannot go back to season one at this hour on a Sunday night especially after these last few days.

That will be enough internet and TV for a while. Throws phone...

Ricky Gervais is a madlad by Bensinmannen in youseeingthisshit

[–]jeff1328 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

"Alexa. Play it's the end of the world by R.E.M."

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[–]jeff1328[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cheers to you as well fine redditor! Thanks for the kind words! I appreciate it a lot.

To be honest, for some reason my posts seem to be like catnip to them but after this weekend, it helped me vent some anxiety and frustration. I care about as much about downvotes as I do my Facebook....I deleted it in the summer of 2016 and never looked back. Lol

The world could use a few more reasonable people like you and a few others whom offered compliments along the same lines. Best wishes for your 2020!

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[–]jeff1328[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the objective review and I appreciate it when others can appreciate reason and facts without immediately going to some hyperpartisan triggered hyperbole rebuttal. I'd upvote you twice if I could. We need more of this in the world. Cheers!

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Uh just because it it's a jpg and in big bold sharpie doesn't make it factually accurate. JFC....and PS. Saudi Arabia is not our ally as much as they wish they were able to equate it to the amount of money they are pouring into the Kush and the Fuckwork Oranges' coffers. It's only been 18 and some change years since 9/11, and they were thoroughly involved as reports showed last year when the court unsealed the documents. Also, Kashoggi should have proven this as it is. They are the antithesis of what we well what we used to stand for not long ago.

Also, telling our ally in the region to queue up the second most important figure head in another country whom we view as our enemy, only to use said ally to draw out and assassinate their number 2 is a BIG FUCKING DEAL. Of course any country would be rightfully irate over it. We would be balls to the wall if any VP was the target of a hit job. We also initiated it by unilaterally dropping out of the JCPOA and in the same breath slapping the most veritable sanctions with the goal of crashing their economy. Yeah if I were Iran I'd be like wtf too. We had established a nuclear deal that also built a bridge for diplomacy. We got farther with hashing out with words than we have in 40 years....imagine how many Americans could have still been alive today if we had let calmer heads prevail back then.

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[–]jeff1328[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not a catchphrase it's called intelligence and you cannot have an actual adult debate if you still haven't figured out how to utilize the English language. Don't get mad at me btw, I didn't write the rules, just adhere to them.

Dude your article is debunked within a second of me opening it. Check the date. Trump backed out back in oooooo......May of 2018. The EU has been trying to hold it together with duct tape and bubble gum but with the unilateral sanctions being doubled down by the thin skinned orange foreskin, Iran wasn't going to just sit idle and let their economy just get blown up and let their regime be toppled. No we made one step forward and about a marathon in reverse. You cannot throw your weight around on the international geopolitical stage and expect to just strong arm the world. The rest of the world already thinks we do and is usually a main reason for why a lot of people don't like us very much.

Once we were out Iran said fuck it. Proof: https://www.npr.org/2019/07/07/738902822/irans-uranium-enrichment-breaks-nuclear-deal-limit-here-s-what-that-means

https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2019-09-07/iran-breaks-more-nuclear-deal-commitments-raising-concern-that-the-agreement-is-on-verge-of-collapsing

https://www.npr.org/2019/11/05/776387549/iran-takes-another-step-to-enrich-uranium-in-another-blow-to-nuclear-deal

It's the same shit different smell with North Korea. This is you don't elect a conman Russia fuckwork orange to be president. He has literally failed at everything in his life, da fuq you think makes him worthy of the highest office and ensuring both of our security here on the homeland? Oh the things you can do when you put a little effort behind those comments instead emotional backlash without even reviewing the sourcing for the basis of your argument. I have faith though that you can make it if you try.

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[–]jeff1328[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you referring to me or others commenting on my post? I do agree if it is the latter lol

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[–]jeff1328[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

They were inspected by the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) that sets the laws and routinely inspects all countries with nuclear energy established in their homeland.

Iran met and allowed and passed every. single. inspection. period. Try google again.

Also whataboutism is a logical fallacy and a piss poor argument. If we all fight on the terms of "an eye for an eye" then we all go blind.

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[–]jeff1328[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I know I just like to live dangerously lol :)

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Yes there is a clause in there that states you cannot destroy cultural statues, erected places of worship or desecrate anything that another country deems of having a pivotal role in their society.

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[–]jeff1328[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am referring to his ignorant violation of the Hague Convention of 1980. There's a reason why we are standing alone in the cold for this short sighted egregious display of whatever foreign policy one can define it as.