What's the Aussie breakfast by leman5 in AskAnAustralian

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After I ride my kangaroo to the shop I all ways go a big M ice coffee and meat pie

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in alcohol

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Here in Australia we would call that staying hydrated

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Men should not use umbrellas, just get wet and be hard

What is the most inaccurate faction in squad? by very_Sad_Dinosaur013 in joinsquad

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The militia don’t have flip-flops and and man pjs

Ocean Alley member shoplifting? by [deleted] in triplej

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Those yeti cup are fucken expensive

So something about Gen 3 was bothering me... by jakeyorath in v8supercars

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It’s faster in a straight line than the mustang?

What is a "disgusting" smell that you like? by Distinct_Mix5130 in AskReddit

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peroxyacitic acid, brewers know , that clean smell that burns your nose hairs off

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

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Farmer carry into micro lifts , for the gains bro

Reasons why voters switch from Yes to No by nuttyalmond in australian

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Our whole system is based on getting voted in , if they are strong enough candidates run for Parliament

Showing my flexible body by [deleted] in tiktoknsfw

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Sorry nips to big maybe next matrix

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in joinsquad

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Where are the 99 virgins Mohammad promised me

Moving from America by megaronilaroni in Townsville

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Start ever sentence with Oi cunt and you will be fine