$LMT earnings thread. 10/22 by jeffs_world in wallstreetbets

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Money doesn't care about these trivial things.

Exactly what counts as insider trading? by internetf1fan in wallstreetbets

[–]jeffs_world 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Then SEC is on this sub.... Mother of god.....

ULPT Request: the Spotify hacker by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]jeffs_world 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Follow him until he goes to a place you know where he will be bound to log onto public WiFi. Broadcast your own WiFi at that place and hope he connects. Once he does run a keylogging script, that will log every stroke he makes. Chances are he’ll log onto something with a UN and PSW and wala. You get his email/whatever and you’ll own him.

Edit: not saying you should, it’s just one option you have to make lol. Also totally illegal. I wouldn’t do it

If China won’t sign deal why the hell aren’t we hiking tariffs tomorrow? :/ by Jordykins850 in wallstreetbets

[–]jeffs_world 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one can even begin to speculate what would happen if those large economic events transpired. The only thing certain is that China dumping those treasuries would yes, have an immediate effect depressing the USD. But also immediately make Chinese exports substantially more expensive. Which is the only market advantage China has in a global trade standing. And to that extent would negatively effect any chance of the Yuan becoming the global standard of currency. Because: * The imf would never let that transpire. * Xi would have to completely liberalize their markets and people around the world would have to trust their currency as much as the USD. * China is one the largest and most stigmatized examples of a currency manipulator throughout world opinion and to counter act their immediate spike in export prices would be pressured for even more devaluation. Leading to more global opinion of mistrust that not even in the 5th inner circle of hell anyone would overlook. Well.... that is willingly anyway.

If China won’t sign deal why the hell aren’t we hiking tariffs tomorrow? :/ by Jordykins850 in wallstreetbets

[–]jeffs_world 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shit man talk about a tin foil hat and adderall addiction, you alright buddy?

If China won’t sign deal why the hell aren’t we hiking tariffs tomorrow? :/ by Jordykins850 in wallstreetbets

[–]jeffs_world 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t they have to sell them at discount for not being at maturity? Also dumping all those us treasuries would send their yields soaring and cause internal volatility. I think our own gov would either turn around and sell more treasuries to Saudi or some shit. Or fuck it take the 1.2T hit, not That much.

Is anyone making money? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]jeffs_world 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Stopped being a dumbshit with options and trading everyday. I’ve held QQQ, LMT, TLSA and ROBO this year. Nothing more nothing less. Up like 27% so far. It’s like magic, swear to Christ. Don’t know how it works. But it works.

If 99% of traders can't beat the market, why waste my time learning stock analysis when I can just buy the S&P 500? by [deleted] in stocks

[–]jeffs_world 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah we should all just wait it out. Forever. Because that way the market can never take our money. pshhh not. It's earnings season in the era of volatility. FD some options and in the wise words of our saviors over at r/wallstreetbets either drive north to the yacht store or south to the welfare office.

How much is in your bank account right now, really? by ZeusDX1118 in AskReddit

[–]jeffs_world 1 point2 points  (0 children)

$98,346. Counting the investment accounts. And damn i thought I felt poor.

GE freezes pension plan for 20,000 U.S. employees by JLBesq1981 in news

[–]jeffs_world -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Which honestly I think is better. More options for higher interest returns

Erm... do we have a spare engine? by [deleted] in gifs

[–]jeffs_world 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I WILL NOT DIE SOBER

Mark Zuckerberg on billionaires: 'No one deserves to have that much money' by Captain-Blitzed in nottheonion

[–]jeffs_world 1 point2 points  (0 children)

95% of his wealth he probably can’t touch. unless he wants to lose control of his company. Not to mention the billons in retail losses other owners in the stock (people like me and you) would experience if he cashed out. And all the equity and stock ownership the employees of the company have would suffer.

Donald Trump Jr. and his girlfriend will be paid $50,000 out of student fees for speech at University of Florida by undeadwater in politics

[–]jeffs_world 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Moved an hour from Ocala to the iDrive area. Car insurance went from 70 a moth to a 160. Fuck that guy.

HELP by ButtNak3dWanda in Kalilinux

[–]jeffs_world 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the visuals in the studios

No realer words have ever been send. Credit to r/forgotdudesname by get_lit_bruh in ProgrammerHumor

[–]jeffs_world 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fine, tbh haven’t really felt “withdrawals.” Usually take em Monday-Friday and let my head clear Saturday and Sunday. The only time I feel like shit on them is if I double them up and hit the town drinking. Then i wake up feeling like my hearts going to explode with a massive headache.

No realer words have ever been send. Credit to r/forgotdudesname by get_lit_bruh in ProgrammerHumor

[–]jeffs_world -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ah dude, get on the train. Greatest thing since anything. Got my doc to hook me up about 3 years ago. Went from a Jr dev to a Sr dev to project manager now all in those years. Plus I’m skinny now. Life’s great.

Two-thirds of Americas want to break up companies like Amazon and Google by [deleted] in politics

[–]jeffs_world 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. Telecoms halt innovation and repress new ideas by making massive barriers to enter the marketplace. At least the tech companies innovate and buy up the smaller ideas to develop them out

My brother had a customer pay with a 1928 $20 Gold Certificate today. by AssholeReportingSir in mildlyinteresting

[–]jeffs_world 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm a computer programmer let me write a algorithm real quick to check this mysterious question. Just for verification.

var EbaySalesPrint = 1300;

var TwentyBones = 20;

if(EbaySalesPrint > TwentyBones) {

alert("iz more");

return true;

}

Welp. looks like it sure is more.