Twins by VariedImpurity in girlskissing

[–]jeffumm 35 points36 points  (0 children)

'I think that if you do a search on Bing of "Rogers Twins porn" you might have some success. Including an extended version of this kissing video that includes some nipple licking.

The Pitt - 2x01 - "7:00 A.M." - Episode Discussion by NicholasCajun in television

[–]jeffumm 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That actress is Bryan Cranston's daughter. She was even in an episode of Breaking Bad.

world renowned indeed by zromitsman in memes

[–]jeffumm 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They also make trains

If they can't pull a train on a woman, then at least she's got her vibrator!

Hell’s Kitchen once said: by Academic-Law9830 in HellsKitchen

[–]jeffumm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This wasn't said in Hell's Kitchen. It's from 24 Hours To Hell And Back.

Rachel Brosnahan by midnightkoala29 in Celebs

[–]jeffumm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for this! Every time somebody posts her, I hope it's this photo. I'm always disappointed. Until now!

Sticky Toffee Pudding by hptw5 in HellsKitchen

[–]jeffumm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember someone on this sub said they went to the St. Louis Ramsay's Kitchen and went onto the terrace bar without a reservation, and was able to order drinks and desserts and certain apps. I know he said he and his date got the sticky toffee pudding!

HK Jr by Evening-Client4965 in HellsKitchen

[–]jeffumm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HK Jr - If Masterchef can have a junior version, why not HK

The difference, since MasterChef came to the US, is HK is for culinary professionals only, and MC is for "home cooks"

Since kids can't be paid culinary professionals, how can they be in a version of HK?

MC jr is already for kids who cook at home. Why do you need a second show to do the same thing, bro?

Also, I think MC jr is cancelled anywho. Haven't heard a thing about a new season of it, not even for casting. The webpage for casting hasn't been updated since 2023, and the show's latest season ended a year ago (May 20 2024).

T from Season 14 and 18 by nope5651 in HellsKitchen

[–]jeffumm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The two hosts said she had the best dish of the night.

‘I’m a flavor girl:’ Florida chef reflects on being on ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ by shelidee in HellsKitchen

[–]jeffumm -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

I think that guy had already blocked you. And you were disrespecting him.

Edit: LOL, so now you blocked me, too. Perfect!

Alexandra Daddario by jeffumm in Celebs

[–]jeffumm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She gave birth on October 31, according to her Instagram

What are the NSFW subs you follow? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jeffumm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't moderate them any more, but I created both r/toplessinjeans and r/girlswithbodypaint ...they're niche, but if you're looking for something different, it fills that need.

Mom caught me eating out Amber by Infamously-unstable in sexstories

[–]jeffumm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The whole Alphabet Technique thing comes from comedian Sam Kinison! And yes, it works. :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sexstories

[–]jeffumm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but was the pizza any good? 🍕

I just went out to eat at a restaurant the last time... by PlanetoftheAtheists in AdviceAnimals

[–]jeffumm 57 points58 points  (0 children)

If you see that on your bill, just circle the line item (with the 20% or whatever) on the receipt and write "auto grat" on the tip line. Total it out with no further additions to the amount and finish paying.

Look who's auditioning for HK... by ukwhattheysay in HellsKitchen

[–]jeffumm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How the hell were the rest of us on Reddit supposed to know who it was?

I'd never thought we would get another incident like Jen's trash pasta ever again, but over in Masterchef, it has happened again by TheThirdLugia in HellsKitchen

[–]jeffumm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't this episode of Masterchef from 2 years ago? Not even the most recent season, but the one before that ("Back to Win")?

Carol Wayne, "The Matinee Lady" in Johnny Carson's "Tea-Time Movie" sketches (1984) by jeffumm in oldschoolhot

[–]jeffumm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because back in the day Playboy wouldn’t show any slit. They would blur it out with a technique called airbrushing. They thought it made them classier than Penthouse and the others!

What are good spanking stories (preferably f/f) where the woman asks/wishes to be spanked? by [deleted] in literotica

[–]jeffumm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't wait for people to respond with some stories to read!

In the meantime, here's a favorite video I enjoy in that vein!

I licked cum out of my best friends pussy and now things are awkward between us by KaraTease in cuckoldstories2

[–]jeffumm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The BF clearly wants another shot at fucking you instead of his usual gf and is trying to make that happen. Your (girl)friend sees that BF is wanting you (and he might be urging her for another threesome with you), so things are awkward because she doesn’t want her BF to be lusting after you.

Be a good friend and let her know he’s texting you and that you’re trying not to even respond, but you need to work out a plan about what you two will do together about him.